Storified by Carl Pierre · Fri, May 17 2013 13:21:15

If I got $1 for every time a #wmata bus pulled up as a train pulled out (+vice versa), I'd be too rich to fuck with them

— Fulana de Tal · Thu, May 16 2013 06:18:23

They were once like us. Then they started working for #WMATA. I believe Weber wrote a book about them.

— Armin Rosen · Tue, May 14 2013 15:18:47

I saw 6 escalator techs at McPherson working on 3 broken escalators this morning. That might be the entire #wmata escalator tech crew

— dcmetrosucks · Fri, May 17 2013 06:25:00

A #haiku to #wmata: Stupid red line train, You are ever so shitty. Always with #delays.

— beccaschmehcca · Tue, May 14 2013 17:27:44

ICYMI: The #WMATA Board had a "Safety and Security Committee" meeting last week where they were briefed on Mother's Day BBQ safety. No joke.

— FixWMATA · Tue, May 14 2013 17:36:17

There was just a dangerous sich on @wmata red line to Glenmont and wasn't sure what to do. Fools lit a fire. #wmata

— Lori Crouch · Fri, May 10 2013 15:17:45

Metro car explodes? - We apologize for the inconvenience of hell fire #wmata via @unsuckdcmetro pic.twitter.com/4fe8Ow3vdw · Jason Gooljar

I'm gettin' real tired of your shit, #WMATA. $2.10 to walk to work from Union Station - again.

— George Missett · Tue, May 14 2013 06:17:28

Ummmmm. This is not a good marketing campaign. Seen on #wmata instagram.com/p/ZaiNh-PgfL/ · Mike Andrews

Heartwarming to know that #wmata reserves rush hour priority seating for elderly, disabled gentlemen such as these. pic.twitter.com/2g8otwJpo1 · DianaDC

RT@NLuVWFashion: Things on #dc metro #wmata .... instagram.com/p/ZWp2-Ouhh1/ · dcmetrosucks

Storified by Carl Pierre · Fri, May 17 2013 11:19:07

Got teary-eyed at The Office finale. It's been on since I met my husband, got married, and had two kids. @theofficenbc

— Kelly Oliver · Fri, May 17 2013 06:09:50

watching the series finale of the office probably wasn't a good decision during this week. #butididntcry

— Liz Glaser · Fri, May 17 2013 05:40:20

The Office Finale was pretty great. I will miss that show. Its' amazing how time flies. Also, they nailed the final "That's what she said"

— Chris Mickey · Fri, May 17 2013 05:32:39

Near perfect series finale with The Office last night. Sure, it was on for 2 more seasons than it should have, but it'll be missed

— Tim Mikulski · Fri, May 17 2013 05:30:41

Pretty much just lost my sh*t during the Office finale. Perfect for the start of this life-changing weekend. #byebyeScranton

— Katie Breslin · Fri, May 17 2013 04:29:48

The Office finale was beautiful.

— Jason Seher · Fri, May 17 2013 04:20:10

Series finales are not really for the fans, like graduations are not for the students, but The Office finale was better than most. #seinfeld

— Kyo Freeman · Fri, May 17 2013 02:58:21

Sad to see The Office finale, but they went out very well. Great cameo by Michael Scott. For once TV satiated desire. #thatswhatshesaid

— Kyo Freeman · Fri, May 17 2013 02:49:32

Totally teared up during The Office finale. Can't believe it's over. This show has been a part of my life for 8 years. Amazing last episode.

— Tyler Haggerty · Fri, May 17 2013 00:50:12

The Office finale was perfect. It was a fitting end to the show at its best, as if the subpar last few seasons never happened.

— matt whitlock · Fri, May 17 2013 00:00:24

Series finale of #theoffice. Good wrap-up, I'm glad Michael Scott made an appearance. The Office ended it right, great show!

— Andrew Low · Thu, May 16 2013 23:53:52

Watching The Office season finale in the morning. First college ends & now The Office? This is too much for my fragile heart.

— stacy · Thu, May 16 2013 23:17:15

The office finale.... Best ever... I'll have to think on it, but it's close. That's what she said!

— Corey Brannon · Thu, May 16 2013 23:03:49

So The Office finale was nice.I legit got emotional during certain moments. #THEOFFICEFINALE

— Orson Clooney Nunez · Fri, May 17 2013 00:24:42

Typing my paper, while watching series finale of The Office. Double crying.

— Isiah Cash · Thu, May 16 2013 22:09:29

Need to recover from the emotional roller coaster that was watching the Vampire Diaries season finale followed by The Office series finale.

— Gretchen Powell · Thu, May 16 2013 21:46:54

I've only seen my husband cry a handful of times, which now includes The Office series finale. #TheOffice

— Chandra Wroblewski · Thu, May 16 2013 21:31:01

Downloaded The Office Series Finale and thought about watching it, but I'm already going through enough emotions tonight.

— Shakil · Thu, May 16 2013 20:49:23

Time to watch the office finale and fill my living room with tears wish me luck

— Michael Foss · Thu, May 16 2013 20:37:30

Time to watch The Office series finale. Commence tears.

— Joe Scannell · Thu, May 16 2013 20:27:40

Storified by Carl Pierre · Tue, May 14 2013 16:16:35

On fire! #silverspring #wmata pic.twitter.com/DDMGjxCSsp · Katie Gaab

BREAKING #WMATA #metro train fire, #chopper4 on scene, #SilverSpring station. @nbcwashington pic.twitter.com/9AYx8o6ZAz · Charlie Bragale

This is why I would rather drive to work #wmata pic.twitter.com/Szt7e7FjfS · Mike

On scene at B08. #WMATA pic.twitter.com/ZrIMTB7TOW · Kurt Raschke

Crazy photo MT @NewToYouInc: Red Line Photo credit: Catherine Merwitz #redline #wmata #silverspring pic.twitter.com/HZbXcKKbIH · Liz Essley

@DCist picture of #wmata #silverspring #fire and response from NOAA building. pic.twitter.com/w6PZoNLDIE · Taylor Erwin Kampia

#wmata Birds eye view of #SilverSpring Red Line explosion @NewsChannel8 @kathyparknews pic.twitter.com/riPqvqDnzL · Jamie Sullivan

Another photo of a smoking Red Line train at Silver Spring. #wmata RT @megminer: The metro is on fire #silverspring pic.twitter.com/KAPkqG9JaL · Dr. Gridlock

RT @BuzzFeedNews: Train on fire at Silver Spring Metro in Maryland. @justupthepike reports pic.twitter.com/LMRAb29SJu #wmata · Ryan R. Reed

The train, the train, the train is o fire. We don't.... RT @hatzelvela: @ABC7News all over this metro fire. #wmata pic.twitter.com/XAHTsbKKgl · Kirk Yuhnke

Silver spring train on fire. More problems for #wmata instagram.com/p/ZTxj8Ug786/ · Young Meezy

Photo: Smoke from train & track fire at silver spring metro. #wmata pic.twitter.com/1IMBEbNYTW · Angelia N. Levy

Storified by Carl Pierre · Fri, May 10 2013 13:51:25

Questionable things happen on the metro. #wmata #lipstick instagram.com/p/Y3RExkFCF_/ · Katie Moore

PSA: Its not ok to floss your teeth while on the metro. #WMATA pic.twitter.com/2gFOdIQwlK · Jason L

@unsuckdcmetro just saw this on @myfoxdc's facebook page. (this was outside #wmata's hq) pic.twitter.com/31x3C5zFlt · Kevin

All 8 reading print on my end of Metro. Must be #ThrowbackThursday. #wmata pic.twitter.com/C7UexunpF9 · Mark Alves

Cause when it's 5pm you have to eat where ever you are. #wmata #hunger @unsuckdcmetro @FixWMATA pic.twitter.com/C2nRlVPLje · Ann

Stay classy, #wmata. pic.twitter.com/1YgmI1a3Vh · David Thomas

Someone didn't want to hand out papers in the rain eh? Car#1004 #WMATA @unsuckdcmetro #blueline pic.twitter.com/MqLQMFRj7W · Nigerian Rice God

blows my mind that a guy in front of a metro car ON the track. Police still haven't shown, 15 minutes later. #wmata pic.twitter.com/6U0XtMLxDm · Mike Kap

yfrog.com/mm6u8caj dude walked on to metro car and sat down... on floor #wmata #ok · Seth Pollack

New #WMATA decor? instagram.com/p/ZA7TMziejk/ · Serena Kefayeh

Storified by Carl Pierre · Thu, May 09 2013 07:05:39

Taxi Commission makes it official: Credit cards in all #DC cabs by Aug. 31. (via @mikedebonis @postlocal)

— Margaret Ely · Wed, May 08 2013 11:11:06

Credit card machines in all DC cabs? Win. Return of $1 surcharge for each passenger? Loss. Still looking for reliable cab service in DC.

— Truxton Circle, DC · Wed, May 08 2013 15:11:24

Finally! #dc #taxi accepts credit cards aug 31!

— Tracey Rubendall · Wed, May 08 2013 15:10:02

So today, it costs 2 people $8 to take a DC cab from my house to my workplace. Later this year, it will cost $9.50.

— Zachary A. Goldfarb · Wed, May 08 2013 11:36:58

8 DC taxi cabs in a row that didn't take card. I actually almost cried.

— Alison Crowley · Wed, May 08 2013 17:15:39

Taxi Commission makes it official: Credit cards will be in all D.C. cabs by Aug. 31. My dreams are slowly coming true.

— Lauren Luxenburg · Wed, May 08 2013 11:17:03

All #DC #Taxi cabs will accept credit cards (finally) by Aug 31 but a 25 cent surcharge will be added to every ride...

— Steve Chenevey · Wed, May 08 2013 09:49:49

Storified by Carl Pierre · Mon, May 06 2013 13:07:08

Food trucks everywhere, but not a bite to eat. #saveDCfoodtrucks pic.twitter.com/P02oodS40b · Michael Hendrix

Media coverage at Farragut, a day without food trucks. pic.twitter.com/1USBYuWRlF · PhoWheels DC

Food trucks refusing to sell food in protest of new vending regs. DC pic.twitter.com/XPttL6WFbp · YourAnonLive

No lines because there's no food. These trucks are just parked trucks. We don't want this, #dc! #SaveDCFoodTrucks pic.twitter.com/rXOZOro0N3 · angelina lee cho!

DC Food Trucks lined up but not serving today protesting proposed regulation changes #saveDCfoodtrucks pic.twitter.com/ykMdcGNvOJ · Steve Chenevey

Food trucks closed in DC today in protest so people know what it's like without them :( #saveDCfoodtrucks pic.twitter.com/C9hnARfJFD · Rami

In DC, Farragut Square food trucks go dark for today - to protest pending regulations bit.ly/16ca79U pic.twitter.com/ZUWttnP8zt · Michael Piccorossi

#DCFoodTrucks protesting Mayors proposal #Daywithoutfoodtrucks pic.twitter.com/NDF68egp7L · Kamz

Storified by Carl Pierre · Fri, May 03 2013 05:45:17

No, muscle man, you can't shove me over to make room for your ridiculous shoulders and puny legs. #WMATA

— Molly S · Fri, May 03 2013 05:29:27

WTF are you standing up on the train with your ass in my face when there are plenty of open seats?!!? #wmata #fixmetro #RushMinus

— *Stinkerbell* · Wed, May 01 2013 04:29:41

Dude, it is rush hour, but hey, I'm glad you're comfortable #wmata instagram.com/p/YxQy8rNDTb/ · Kelly Ridings

Eating in #wmata is disgusting enough, but eating a Subway Tuna Salad sub in the subway should be illegal. The smell. The horror.

— Sean · Tue, Apr 30 2013 19:35:40

A man using a #wmata bus stop as a pull-up bar. This not a drill @unsuckdcmetro pic.twitter.com/K9HyxGhitP · Dan Mahoney

Just stepped in goose shit at the Metro stop. #wmata @wmata Fuck you

— Maya Jeanne · Wed, May 01 2013 05:16:41

Green line is so damn ratchet #wmata

— imCR▲CK.t(-.-t) · Thu, May 02 2013 14:41:54

how was the takeout? the empty bottle was top busy rolling around to get in pic. #classy. #wmata pic.twitter.com/5mKan7wrqH · John Cook

Fuck your newspaper, buddy. Remove your elbow from my hip and stop picking your nose. #wmata

— heather · Wed, May 01 2013 04:20:30

So many people sitting on outside Metro train seat next to empty, making others stand or ask to sit. C'mon people, that's rude. #wmata

— charlcies · Thu, May 02 2013 13:30:38

Storified by Carl Pierre · Wed, May 01 2013 05:44:24

Red Line alternates from Silver Spring: Metrobus 70, 79 to Georgia Ave or Gallery Pl & S-Line to Columbia Heights or McPherson Sq. #wmata

— @wmata · Wed, May 01 2013 04:14:56

Two Shady Grove trains currently moving through single tracking, Fort Totten-NoMa. 7:39a #wmata

— @wmata · Wed, May 01 2013 04:39:17

Two more Shady Grove-bound trains moving through single tracking, Fort Totten-NoMa. 7:46a #wmata

— @wmata · Wed, May 01 2013 04:46:51

Red Line delays continue due to a cracked 3rd rail between NoMa-Gallaudet & Rhode Island Ave. ow.ly/kBedf #wmata

— @wmata · Wed, May 01 2013 04:51:49

Avoid the red line at all costs. Call a cab. Take a bus. Take @bikeshare. Walk, you'll get there faster. #wmata

— Alexandra · Wed, May 01 2013 04:54:42

I'm seeing people who are so tired of waiting for the train at Union Station leaving. #Wmata #redlinedelays

— Naomi Jagoda · Wed, May 01 2013 03:57:17

All Red Line trains that have been holding due to the cracked rail have been given permission to move. 7:53a #wmata

— @wmata · Wed, May 01 2013 04:54:07

#Breaking: #Metro says Red Line service is now back to normal, but there are still residual delays. #wmata #rails

— First4Traffic · Wed, May 01 2013 05:04:23

Red Line trains no longer single tracking. Expect residual delays service returns to rush hour frequency. 8:19a #wmata

— @wmata · Wed, May 01 2013 05:19:14

Total time from Shady Grove to Bethesda: 1 hour and 20 minutes. #wmata @unsuckdcmetro

— Ryan Roby · Wed, May 01 2013 05:25:05

Apparently there is a delay on the red line #dcmetro I just got very intimate on all sides with many strangers #wmata

— Trelynda Kerr · Wed, May 01 2013 05:05:01

20min wait so far for a train at Woodley Park. And it *was* looking like a great day. #WMATA #redline

— Alex · Wed, May 01 2013 04:49:16

Trains too packed to board. Guess I'll wait some more. #wmata

— Peter Lougee · Wed, May 01 2013 05:03:02

Maybe Metro would benefit from a daily dose of Metamucil. #wmata #regularity

— Unsuck DC Metro · Wed, May 01 2013 04:58:32

Think I'll start selling candy and scented oils on #WMATA trains to start a campaign fund for anyone running for DC Mayor opposed to Bowser.

— FixWMATA · Wed, May 01 2013 05:08:44

Storified by Carl Pierre · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:58:32

Red line holding. Great. #WMATA @FixWMATARed

— Chris Pierno · Mon, Apr 29 2013 05:55:15

Shady Grove-bound Red Line train offloading at New York ave, door problem. Next RL trains directly behind. 8:56a #wmata

— @wmata · Mon, Apr 29 2013 05:56:08

Red Line customers may experience trains holding at stations longer than normal due to a track problem outside Fort Totten. #wmata

— @wmata · Mon, Apr 29 2013 05:57:57

This has said boarding for 10 min with no train in sight and no trains seem to be coming... During rush hour #wmata pic.twitter.com/KufVw0BeVD · Melissa Guay

Disabled Train AND switch problems. Oh I should just turn around. #WMATA @FixWMATA @unsuckdcmetro #redline

— Chris Pierno · Mon, Apr 29 2013 05:57:59

The Red Line has gone to sh!t. I repeat: The Red Line has gone to sh!t. #WMATA

— FixWMATA · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:00:28

If you can get to Fort Totten take Green down to Gallery Place in stead of Red. #WMATA

— FixWMATA · Mon, Apr 29 2013 05:59:28

Great start to Monday - offloading from the red line at NoMa. #wmata

— Bridget Pooley · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:01:01

Line on gallery place shady grove platform is our rows deep. Have been standing in first row for ten minutes. #wmata

— karabara · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:02:29

Hey, @wmata: I was supposed to be to work 2 minutes ago & i haven't even gotten to Ft. Totten yet to transfer to Green. Thanks, Red! #wmata

— CallMeSkillet · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:03:45

red line madness #wmata pic.twitter.com/qqvL0bZzIp · Leigh

Just another morning on #wmata. Rush hour and no trains. I expect a fight to the death to get on the next one pic.twitter.com/kLBLKdYjtd · Santistevan

Pretty sure I might accidentally get shoved into an oncoming train. We're packed in here like sardines. #wmata

— Keri Kae Nacin · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:17:06

Has taken 15 mins to get from Silver Spring to Tacoma, now train is at a dead stop. Today was the wrong day to quit sniffing glue. #wmata

— Andrew Costinett · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:22:40

Redline hell once again #wmata #redline

— John McGregor · Mon, Apr 29 2013 06:24:58

Storified by Carl Pierre · Wed, Apr 24 2013 11:37:22

Sandwiches

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 09:58:05

@BuzzFeed Yes

— Digg · Wed, Apr 24 2013 09:58:51

@digg You like?

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 09:59:10

@BuzzFeed Occasionally. What kind?

— Digg · Wed, Apr 24 2013 09:59:54

@digg All kinds

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:02:07

@BuzzFeed We heard you guys are having wraps today, though

— Digg · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:04:40

@digg This is true

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:07:28

@BuzzFeed Maybe one day we can have sandwiches together

— Digg · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:08:48

@digg That would be real nice

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:09:16

@digg Wait, are you asking me out?

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:10:37

@BuzzFeed Would that be weird?

— Digg · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:11:01

@digg No (as long as you get me sandwiches)

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:15:24

@BuzzFeed Maybe we can split a pizza instead? Seems easier to share.

— Digg · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:16:35

@digg I certainly do like pizza

— BuzzFeed · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:19:30

@BuzzFeed @digg Get a room.

— The Washington Post · Wed, Apr 24 2013 10:22:48