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Worst Valentine's Day experiences

  1. VenusDeMileage
    @rhodri I was once taken to Frinton where I met a woman with a large abscess who had once been in a documentary.
    VenusDeMileage
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:28:48
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  2. lisa_williams
    @rhodri - Finding out at 18 that the cards I'd sent at 7,8 & 9 were used to teach my Valentine's younger brother to read
    lisa_williams
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:21:12
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  3. betsymartian
    @rhodri I got a card, in Spain, from England, saying "roses are red, violets are twisted, bend over bitch you're about to get fisted".
    Betsy
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:21:06
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  4. Titian_red
    @rhodri When I was 14 I received an anonymous VD card inscribed: 'you're quite fit for a fat ginger bird' :((((((
    titian_red
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:23:41
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  5. raubrey
    @rhodri I once took a girl out for Valentine's Day dinner unaware that a) she had a boyfriend & b) he was an armed response officer & mad.
    Raymond
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:23:32
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  6. Mcmoop
    @rhodri I was once sent a Valentines card and chocolates by my boss, she scared the shit out of me and I had to change jobs.
    Oisin Rogers
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:24:50
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  7. karenldale
    @rhodri i was once given "teach yourself photoshop in 24 hours" book. 2years before i was given a handmade jewelry box - made of pasta
    karen dale
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:25:54
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  8. rodti
    @rhodri I was given a card with a cartoon dromedary and a camel on the front, kissing. Inside, "ONE HUMP OR TWO?" I was 8 years old.
    rodti macleary
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:26:56
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  9. _andyhl
    @rhodri Was made redundant in the morning. Evening spent trying to convince wife it was for the best while she freaked out about the future.
    Andy HL
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:14:08
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  10. PennyRed
    @rhodri 1year my recent ex-boyfriend and ex-girlfriend went out to dinner and I sat at home reading poetry. Pretentious bisexual heartbreak.
    Laurie Penny
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:13:39
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  11. Erin_1076
    @rhodri Once spent hours in phonebox comforting my then bf- he was sad cos girl at work was wearing his ex's perfume.I pretended not to mind
    Erin
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:14:31
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  12. almostidealist
    @rhodri Ex gave me a card lovingly packaged in the box of some novelty sausages his dad had had at Christmas time.
    Alice Ross
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:15:48
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  13. SimonNRicketts
    @rhodri Girl tried to give me cakes but I was on holiday. Posted them through door. On our return they'd gone mouldy, dog ate them, was sick
    SimonNRicketts
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:15:30
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  14. sonofajoiner
    @rhodri there was 1 where my bf lent across the table to kiss me, setting fire to his hair on a candle. Then he made us watch eraserhead.
    Almr
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:17:21
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  15. Traceyspacey1
    @rhodri My then husband asking me to pass on a Valentines card to someone he fancied at my work. The card was anonymous.
    Tracey Evans
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:17:04
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  16. _swhitley
    @rhodri Hearing my sister being rigorously fucked by her BF at 7am - infinitely worse than the V-day where my own mother sent me a card.
    Sarah Whitley
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:16:40
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  17. mathewsmithesq
    @rhodri parents made me reply to unsolicited valentine (aged 10) apologising that I wasn't interested. I had to deliver it to her front door
    Matt Smith
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:16:37
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  18. Bill_Dare
    @rhodri I took my first ever Valentine to dinner, saved up for it. On the way I lost all the money on a 3 card trick.
    Bill Dare
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:19:04
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  19. jhedelstein
    @rhodri I once knitted a boyfriend a pair of romantic socks, but I only actually finished one sock. That was prob worse for him than me.
    Jean
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:18:22
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  20. jennylandreth
    @rhodri 'Once' someone gave me 'damage-correcting' face moisturiser on V day. I say 'once', I mean today.
    jennylandreth
    Tue, Feb 14 2012 10:17:52
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  21. WillardFoxton
    @rhodri Crush turned up at my house sobbing about arsehole boyfriend. Midway through sex he came through window with a hammer.
    Willard Foxton
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 14:45:13
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  22. Wandapops
    @rhodri One Valentine's I got taken to see the movie Flubber. Another year I got to watch Man Utd on tv at the local pub. #RomanceMagnet
    Wendy Denman
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 14:45:13
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  23. newstantrum
    @rhodri I rented Happiness by Tod Solonz mistaking "dark" for "romantic" comedy. 134m of unremitting bleakness followed by stunned silence
    news tantrum
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 14:45:13
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  24. RealSamRobson
    @rhodri Visited my ex at uni with a picnic. Ate it on the floor of her dorm room in deathly silence as her stalker preyed outside the door
    Sam Robson
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 14:45:13
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  25. JohnHowarth
    @rhodri a mate of mine met his girl friend in the Philharmonic in Liverpool. She left with the Bloke from the Christians.
    John Howarth
    Mon, Feb 13 2012 14:45:13
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