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Common words, uncommon jobs

Using a set of only the ten hundred most often used words, people say what they do for a living with help from the Up-Goer Five word typing editor.

  1. This, of course, is a spin-off of the xkcd comic "Up Goer Five" which used this approach to describe the Saturn V rocket.
  2. A couple people started to use it to describe their research:
  3. The challenge was issued on Twitter:
  4. Can you describe a complex topic using only the thousand most common English words? splasho.nfshost.com/upgoer5/
  5. And dozens of people have taken up the challenge:
  6. @esargent184 Finally did it - my PhD using only the 1000 most commonly used words: http://splasho.nfshost.com/upgoer5/?i=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
  7. My job as an urban hydrologist, only using the 1000 most common English words all-geo.org/jefferson/my-j… h/t @esargent184
  8. Taking the Up-Goer Five challenge: making lots of stuff while making some money bit.ly/W77PPU #pmtweet
  9. Here's my attempt to describe what I do only using the 1000 most common English words. Good thing rock is one of them. bit.ly/13FpN1r
  10. Inspired by @Allochthonous: My field of study, using the most common 1k words http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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
  11. My research using only 1k most freq used words (up-goer 5 style) Hint: Titan- not one of those words :) http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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
  12. Oh this is fun. My research in only the 1k most freq used words per xkcd.com/1133/: bit.ly/VoFO91 (h/t @PlanetDr)
  13. Holy moley this is hard! What I do, pulling only from the 1000 most common words: http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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
  14. Trying to explain black hole research using only the 1000 most common words. Try to explain your own research! http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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
  15. OK, time for me to play. Here is what I do, using the ten hundred most common words (per xkcd.com/1133/). bit.ly/11AL8dP
  16. True to her simplified job description, Emily took an abstract and used the editor to tell us "what they said, using words that everyone else understands."
  17. This is fun. I took this abstract bit.ly/11AMfdx & translated it to ten-hundred-word version: bit.ly/11AMjtI Now time for bed!
  18. what i do, described using only the 1000 most common english words: bit.ly/11ANWHL
  19. My job, using only the 1000 most common English words. Can you do better? http://splasho.com/upgoer5/?i=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