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Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:49:12

Aidan Burley: A Portrait in Mockery

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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, drenched in cold sweat having witnessed a burka.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:41:37
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, desperately trying to catch Mitt Romney's eye.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:25:05
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, wagering against the idea that such a street urchin could ever be turned into a proper gentleman.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:23:47
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, coveting the Parthenon.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:19:00
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, keeps referring to "Abyssinia", "German South-West Africa" and "British Somaliland".
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:20:30
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, tearing the takeaway section from his phonebook.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:16:09
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, rendered conflicted by the Queen's German heritage.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:13:51
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, denouncing porridge as foreign.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 07:13:24
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, bellowing "pull your trousers up, young man!" and sprinting in fear.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:42:43
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, furious at the foot traffic in modern art galleries.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:39:52
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, feeling hemmed in by foxes.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:37:29
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, living in fear of a gypsy's curse.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:36:17
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, haunted by the number of options on the census form.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:33:53
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, heckling Father Christmas for giving presents to non-Christians.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:33:36
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, making sure he calls that room his lounge and not his lebensraum.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:32:51
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, organising a Leni Riefenstahl movie night at his house.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:32:07
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, jabbing his hand in the air, shouting "Me, sir! Me!". He is successful: he may do a minister's photocopying.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:31:11
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, tearfully wiping down his poster of Thatcher.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:28:16
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    Aidan Burley, the mayor of Little England.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:26:14
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, sat in front of a piece of paper scribbling "Coloured? Black? Afro-Caribbean?" and sweating profusely.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:25:37
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, deliberately misunderstanding the metric system.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:21:52
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, nostalgic for a time long before his birth.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:19:13
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, snatching the money back from the Olympic performers' fists, citing the need for cuts.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:18:13
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, tenderly touching Nick Griffin's false eye.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:16:49
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    Pierre Novellie@pierrenovellie
    Aidan Burley, trying to contact Oswald Mosley using a Ouija board.
    Sat, Jul 28 2012 06:16:17

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