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Tue, Dec 06 2011 19:27:01

Live Tweeting the GOP Muppet Hearings

When Fox News called the Muppets out for promoting a liberal agenda, Twitter users responded with the best excerpts from the sadly fictional GOP Muppet Hearings.

  1. SFriedScientist
    Is it not true, Mr. The Frog, that thanks to affirmative action, it is, in fact, easier being green? #gopmuppethearings
    Andrew Thaler
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 17:48:52
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  2. kenhyers
    "Miss Piggy, are you saying that a relationship between a frog and a pig does not undermine American values?" #GOPMuppetHearings
    Ken Hyers
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 15:51:58
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  3. StoryByThroat
    "Mr. Gonzo, in addition to trafficking in unlicensed poultry...isn't it true you're an undocumented...whatever you are?" #GOPMuppetHearings
    Joel P. Shempert
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 13:48:19
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  4. hartnellmichael
    Mister Fozzie Bear is it not true that you perform in clubs subsidized by the national endowment for the arts? #gopmuppethearings
    Michael Smith
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 17:59:55
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  5. TCTheater
    Sam the Eagle, I want to say that I'm a huge fan, but we need to confirm the authenticity of your birth certificate. #GOPMuppetHearings
    Joshua Humphrey
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 13:37:19
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  6. ARJG_MPH_2010
    GOP: Mr. Swedish Chef, you've been here quite a long time. Why have you not learned our language? SC: "Bjork bjork". #GOPMuppetHearings
    Alex Gutierrez
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 13:54:12
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  7. studentactivism
    "Let the record show that Mr. Snuffalupagus has again defied a subpoena and remains in contempt of this committee." #GOPMuppethearings
    Angus Johnston
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 09:47:06
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  8. HeatherEE423
    Dr. Honeydew, isn't Beaker proof that stem cell experimentation has dire adverse consequences? #GOPMuppetHearings
    Heather Edmands
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 14:08:41
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  9. tedkerwin
    The only way the Muppet Show is educational is that is drives children to read books. - Waldorf #GOPMuppetHearings
    tedkerwin
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 16:29:40
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  10. kate_dc
    Look Mr. Monster, would the founding fathers have settled for "C is for cookie, and that's good enough for me?" #gopmuppethearings
    kate_dc
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 16:34:38
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  11. carolrclark
    Dr. Honeydew, can you deny your 'exploding clothes' research cost the American public their shirts? #GOPMuppetHearings
    carolrclark
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 17:34:59
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  12. JuliaARamsey
    Mr Bert & Mr Ernie by allowing children to see two men living together, are you pushing a radical, anti-marriage agenda? #GOPMuppetHearings
    Julia Ramsey
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 18:16:10
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  13. HoustonsNewNews
    Mr. Michael Steele we have proof you are secretly a communist muppet #GOPMuppetHearings http://pic.twitter.com/z5vOqVuu
    NotAnonymous
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 15:11:59
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  14. owillis
    "Let me phrase it in a way you can understand: Elmo love redistribute income?" #GOPMuppetHearings
    Oliver Willis
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 16:38:15
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  15. gerrycanavan
    "I hold in my hand the names of fifty members of the so-called 'Rainbow Connection.'" #GOPMuppetHearings
    Gerry Canavan
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 21:01:37
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  16. jonathansdavis
    Mr. The Frog, how can you deny a subversive intent to the MALE cast members singing "it's time to put on make-up"? #GOPMuppetHearings
    jonathan davis
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 18:28:17
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  17. studentactivism
    "No, Mr Von Count. You may not 'plead the First, Second, Third, and Fourth Amendments ah ha ha ha.''' #GOPMuppetHearings
    Angus Johnston
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 20:51:47
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  18. SFriedScientist
    Miss Piggy, by refusing to marry or take your longterm partner's name, are you promoting a radical feminist agenda? #gopmuppethearings
    Andrew Thaler
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 18:20:37
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  19. dvnix
    "Mr. Grover, can you tell me WHICH one of these things is not like the other and why? Please remember you're under oath." #GOPMuppetHearings
    &e-ru
    Mon, Dec 05 2011 15:17:57
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  20. magaliiiii
    BREAKING: Sam Eagle found dead in home; authorities suspect suicide following Committee decision to label him Communist. #GOPMuppetHearings
    Magali
    Tue, Dec 06 2011 17:11:55
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