No Questions on N.R.A. Plan, but Plenty of Comments

The National Rifle Association didn’t take any questions at its press conference last Friday, announcing its National School Shield program to arm every school with guns. But there were plenty of harsh words on Twitter, many from celebrities.

  1. The only way this NRA press conference would make any sense is if someone shouted, "LIVE FROM NEW YORK, IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!"
  2. NRA: If we banned schools there would never be another school shooting.
  3. NRA says we need armed guards at every school. Well, since NRA IS SHILLING FOR THE FIREARMS INDUSTRY, this makes good sense for them.
  4. I would try to parody today's NRA statement but the NRA already did that. #nra
  5. Someone just threw an Xbox at my head. In this case, it is safe to say video games are responsible for violence.
  6. Wanting America to ban assault weapons & high-capacity magazines isn't 'anti-constitutional' - it's called 'common sense'. #GunControlNow
  7. Tell me more how mass murderers will obey another gunlaw. Definition of insane
  8. Sign up at nraschoolshield.com to receive more information about #NRA's National School Shield http://pic.twitter.com/7N1aeVVX
  9. Hopefully none of these maniacs listen to Mumford & Sons because then no more Mumford & Sons and there goes the banjo industry.
  10. Wayne LaPierre just gave me permission to call him crazy! #meetthepress
  11. NRA guy forgot to blame romantic comedies for all the love-crazed people running through our airports.
  12. Wayne LaPierre should have just given this speech to an empty chair on a stage

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