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HAS there ever been a celebrity more suited for Twitterati stardom than Lindsay Lohan?

Joan Rivers @Joan_Rivers
Lindsay Lohan was just arrested in NYC for allegedly punching a woman in the face. 50 bucks says it was a TV critic who hated "Liz & Dick".
Thu, Nov 29 2012 04:43:36
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Lisa Lampanelli @LisaLampanelli
Lindsay Lohan gets drunk in club, punches another woman in face. I watched ‘Liz & Dick’ - I punched MYSELF in the face! #cringeworthy
Fri, Nov 30 2012 15:02:09
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Anjeanette Carter @anjeanettec
I can’t believe we live in a world where Lindsay Lohan will be charged with four crimes today and none of them are for Liz and Dick.
Thu, Nov 29 2012 11:03:15
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John Podhoretz @jpodhoretz
Obviously, when she gets out of prison, Lindsay Lohan needs to be on "Celebrity Boxing" with Tonya Harding
Thu, Nov 29 2012 08:11:03
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Khalifa @KKAlThani
The sun came out. I went to work. I drank water. I ate food. Lindsay Lohan got arrested. Nothing new happening today.
Thu, Nov 29 2012 06:57:00
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Niall Breslin @nbrez
I think lindsay Lohan and Chris brown should start dating
Thu, Nov 29 2012 09:56:58
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Eli Braden @EliBraden
I'm unfollowing the guy who only tweets when Lindsay Lohan gets arrested. He tweets too much.
Thu, Nov 29 2012 11:46:42
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Seth Rogen @Sethrogen
Before you keep making Lindsay Lohan jokes, just remember how guilty you ultimately felt about all those Anna Nicole Smith jokes.
Fri, Nov 23 2012 17:00:31
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