The BSFA presentation

John Meaney's speech as it was live-tweeted

  1. Start of the @BSFA awards ceremony. Rather baffled by John Meaney's presenting style... #eastercon
  2. Why has the BSFA Award Ceremony been replaced with bad standup? #eastercon
  3. I think the BSFA presenters are being funny. It's hard to say, because it's not my sense of humour. #eastercon
  4. Never have the words ‘Get On With It’ echoed more deafeningly inside my head.
  5. ...okay let's not distinguish a female author by her good looks, for fuck's sake. #eastercon
  6. Moving beyond baffled into pissed off by the Beukes/McDonald skit. #eastercon
  7. Huh. Bizarro @laurenbeukes joke during BSFA awards. With gigantic photo. Hmm.
  8. @mkincaidspeller Unfunny monologue about random selection of writers. Not at all awards related.
  9. One good thing about this speech-thing: it's so fucking bad it's reviving me from my meh. ROCK ON.
  10. Gimme an ‘L’! Gimme an ‘A’! Gimme an ‘M’! Gimme an ‘E’!
  11. BSFA awards. There's an 'amusing' PowerPoint happening. I really wish it'd stop. #eastercon #olympus
  12. Oh FFS, this is an unfunny, slow motion car crash - like an embarrassing best man's speech but much much worse #BSFAAWARDS #EasterCon
  13. OMG, John Meaney declares Sapir-Whorf hypothesis to be true (but calls it "Whorf-Sapir") Facepalm. #bsfaawards #eastercon
  14. Not sure there is enough beer to make this monologue bearable. #eastercon
  15. @lizbatty There isn't enough beer in the UNIVERSE for this...
  16. It's like somebody's drunken uncle had commandeered the mike at a wedding, and everybody's too polite to stop him. #eastercon #olympus
  17. Now heading towards panel parity as a topic. DANGER WILL ROBINSON #eastercon
  18. This is some kind of hideous trainwreck, I can't look away.

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