Canada Writes: Entries (9)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
Whew! Thanks, all of you bitter and brilliant Breakup Tweeters. @TabathaSouthey, do your eyes still work? #canadawrites
Eww. You put maple syrup on your poutine? That's a dealbreaker. By-bye. #canadawrites
Dinner's cold. Champagne's warm. Lock changed. Hope you like that sports bar you've been hanging out in all night. #LinSanity #CanadaWrites
#CanadaWrites (Internet relationship edition) Although we haven't actually met, I think we should stop seeing each other.
For the last time, put the toilet seat down, pick up your dirty socks, and close the door behind you. #canadawrites
roses are red, violets are blue, I'm keeping the dog, I never loved you #canadawrites
I realize we are too different. You want things that I don't - like your house not being on #fire. Sorry about valentines day. #canadawrites
Hey -- I'd rather be your awkward acquaintance again. We had real spark at that. #canadawrites
#CanadaWrites Can’t do dinner with you tonight. I have a date with your best friend.
I knew it was over when you said you'd let Chris Brown beat you any day. #canadawrites
It's over because this is what you've reduced me to. I tried to have dignity but instead we have this. And goodbye. #canadawrites
I believe in second chances, but third's not a charm. I'm not sorry. #canadawrites
