Canada Writes: Entries (8)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
wish we were an Etch-a-Sketch and we could start a clean slate, but instead I just can't forget. #canadawrites
#canadawrites "You only get it up when the @NHLJets win, go limp when they lose & go missing when they're not on. I'm trading you for good."
I’m sorry but my heart belongs to Er Shun & Ji Li. The truth is they’re much cuter than you #CanadaWrites
#canadawrites Got together with you for a good time, not a long time. Unfortunately, it's turned out to be a long time, not a good time.
You switched to decaf w/o telling me?! You're the next thing I'm giving up. #canadawrites
@Marty_Chan I don't want to start anything but Alberta really has been representing itself well here. #CanadaWrites
@TabathaSouthey - I wished for nothing beyond you. Now, I want more. #canadawrites
Just posted our latest couple pic: bit.ly/yw6CNE. Yes. This is a hint. #canadawrites
Brokeback Pipeline: Steve, I gave u a majority. Now, u want a pipeline from me? I'm confused. Conflicted. We can't live a lie. #canadawrites
@TabathaSouthey Thanks. I had a blast today with #CanadaWrites. Have fun sorting through everyone's tweets.
#canadawrites You are like the sea and I am like they sky ...you can never reach me.
Thanks for breaking up with me. I worked very hard on that. You were right all the way: it wasn't me, it was you. #canadawrites
When you awaken, I will be gone. Do not seek for me and mourn me not. Our paths are asunder from this moment on. Farewell. #canadawrites
when i saw yer billboard affection, i says to myself "thems comedians in #canadawrites some funny stuff". u r funny, but affection declined.
We actually don't need to talk. The fat woman is singing. It is the bottom of the ninth. And love doesn't stink, but you do. #canadawrites
#canadawrites There are plenty of fish in the sea. Of those fish, only clownfish and angelfish mate for life. Sorry honey. Signed - Blobfish
@KRAZE_i_Books As luck has it im dumping you today... my luck,not yours!!!!#canadawrites
Are you chewing bricks or talking to me? Cuz either way, you're gonna lose your teeth. Get the F outta here! #canadawrites
HAN: You're leaving? SUE: Yes. HAN: Please stay. SUE: I can't. HAN: At least tell me what I did wrong. SUE: Too much garlic. #canadawrites
