Canada Writes: Entries (7)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
Yesterday... you were such an easy guy to play. Now I need some peace on Valentine’s day, oh baby please, just go away. #canadawrites
Dear John, There seems to be something wrong with my eyes; I just can't see myself with you any longer. #canadawrites
Unfortunately for you, I can count. That wasn't 20mins. That was 16min of 4play & 4min of game time. Better luck next time. #canadawrites
I've been PVR'ing so much "The New Girl" as a message to you. I'm leaving you for Zoey Dechanel. #canadawrites
@TabathaSouthey - They say you don’t just marry the man, you also marry the family. And I can’t stand your family. #canadawrites
I read a romance book and I figured out that I prefer my men fictional. Apparently you can be replaced in more ways than one. #CanadaWrites- Well, Vic Toews left his wife of 25 years when he got a younger woman pregnant, and LOOK AT HIM NOW! #canadawrites
Dear John C, It's over for you and me. C'mon High Fidelity...followed by Serendipity? Now my wife won't even look at me! #canadawrites
If our love were true it would not have to end,but I fear it must,my heart lays with someone else I save you me previous love1 #Canadawrites- @TabathaSouthey - I’ll be the first to admit if I’m wrong. But, I’m also very polite. So, yeah…you go ahead. #canadawrites
#canadawrites I've met stop signs with more personality than you. It's time to end this yielding bus stop and get into the taxi lane.
I thought we clicked; turns out I should have turned on my spam filter. #canadawrites
@TabathaSouthey is on my celebrity list and she just said yes... so, it's been swell... #CanadaWrites
I asked u to try watching football with me and you said no. So fuck you and your V-Day gift to me of ballroom dancing lessons. #canadawrites
