Canada Writes: Entries (6)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
#canadawrites The days of wine and roses have turned into expired milk and ragweed.
#canadawrites I know dumping you on Valentines Day is bad timing, but let's be honest, our relationship was the real massacre.
Being with you was like playing solitaire with a deck of 51. I’m changing decks. #canadawrites
#CanadaWrites - did you get the message I asked M.I.A. to give you during the Superbowl? It's subtle, but I think you'll decode it. #GoAway
Years from now I will be consumed by sorrow in the telling of it but--right now--heavy vitriol fuels my hatred for you. #canadawrites
When a girl says, You should call me sometime, just do it instead of yelling "No, YOU should call ME!" 'Cause she won't. #canadawrites
#CanadaWrites You acted like Don Cherry. Giving my love away to Montreal, with too many men on the ice.
My chest monster no longer gets jealous when you kiss other people. #canadawrites
I would never break up with in a tweet. So, do you want to come over? #canadawrites #breakuptweets
With the frustration over this situation and the state of the economy, I'm going to prorogue. #canadawrites
'Cause I should've left the day you ripped our child and my heart out. 'Cause, 'turns out, love and hate aren't so far apart. #canadawrites
@Pauline: I'm dumping you. Ha. And you said I was a bad communicator. #canadawrites- #canadawrites Dnt li I no u did Bibi Well ges wht ur brthr Rik pt hz jnk on me at Xmas bt I got 2 mch clas 2do2 brths We r so ovr PS 4nik8 u
- Being in love with you was like being in a washroom stall without toilet paper. I’m flushing you and rolling with another. #canadawrites
I can only tolerate you when I'm drunk and my first AA meeting is scheduled for next week. #canadawrites
