Canada Writes: Entries (5)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
You wore crocs to my sisters wedding and rubber boots to buy groceries. Enough said. #canadawrites
I felt like Rumi on a rocket as I zoomed across the heavens with ur warm heart in my pocket. Now I walk away & say goodbye. #canadawrites
There are many reasons why I don't like you. They're in my new book, "Why Cameron Wiebe is a Bastard." I'll send you a copy. #canadawrites
#canadawrites he just changed his facebook status and didnt bother to even tell me himself that it was over;but kept his pic as us...- You locked me in a room. You didn't lock me into a relationship. I am escaping. See me run. #canadawrites
Remember when you asked me whether I thought my buddy Carl was attractive? Well, um...AWKWARD! #canadawrites- HEY!? I was talking to mom and she told me what a podiatrist is and assured me that they don't examine *there*. It's over. #CanadaWrites
@Emma: I know it’s not very Amish of me, but it’s over. Hello? It’s been 7 months, and yet you act like we’re still together?? #canadawrites
I'd rather listen to Professor Binns than hear you talk about "how cool dragons are" for one more minute. #canadawrites- I promise it's not you... or that you have shitty friends, a shitty dog, and shitty farts. It's just... shitty circumstance. #canadawrites
It's not that you're not hot. It's just that your friend is not not the hottest person I've ever met. #canadawrites
#canadawrites Why am I leaving you? Might be because you put the VD in Valentines Day.
#canadawrites we aren't proud all proud of giving the world justin beiber #imsorry
Hey babe, should’ve taken hint when I demanded half your sh*t & locked U out. This CAT has found cheaper date in Indiana. #canadawrites
My life is hard enough without trying to spend it with someone as difficult as you. #canadawrites
When you're gone, I'll eat cake and sleep on your side of the bed, a space I've secretly coveted for years. Start packin'! #canadawrites
