Canada Writes: Entries (1)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
My mom’s on a cloud somewhere shacked up with George and John, but if she were here on earth I'm pretty sure she'd hate you. #canadawrites
#canadawrites remember I said I love you and you spent years telling me I was always wrong? You were right.
#canadawrites forced my hand,held on 2 long. Ooh, her smooth touch, ah, reliability. Wi-fight it? Siri Blackberry, only room for 2 in myPad!
Good news - I'm pregnant! Bad news - pretty sure it's my husband's. We probably shouldn't see each other anymore. #canadawrites
Dear Anne, We tried and it just didn’t work. Also, you're a shrew. Try not to lose your head about the break-up. Henry VIII. #canadawrites- I was at the A&P and became so enamoured by a bank of rotisserie chicken that it hit me -we have no plausible future together. #canadawrites
- #canadawrites remember I said I love you and you spent years telling me I was always wrong? You were right.
#canadawrites Alas, dear John, my heart checked out six months ago. I'm here to collect the rest of me. Oh, btw, I want my house back. Out!
"We're over. Through. But since you're a nice guy, I think I should explain why... (1/72)" #canadawrites #breakuptweetcontest
Dear John, Dating my sister can be overlooked but channel changing from @strombo crosses a line I cannot ignore. It's over! #CanadaWrites
#canadawrites Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm just not that into you, sorry we're through.
Dear Fear, it's not me - it's you. Don't bother looking. You won't find me. It's over. Find your comfort in the #Sun. love me #canadawrites- Dear Romeo, Here’s a number for a Love Addiction therapist. Climb my wall again and I’ll get a restraining order. Juliet. #canadawrites
I'm sick of playing second fiddle to lolcats. It's not you, it's memes. #canadawrites
The previous tweet was for the #canadawrites breakup contest. I have never been with Rick.
#canadawrites Somehow TRUE SWEETHEARTS FULL OF LOVE got anagrammatized to LOVE-SHAT TWEETERS FULL OF RUE!- #canadawrites remember how you always say you think that movie star is hot? Well now you can date them.
