Canada Writes: Entries (2)
A random selection of entries from the #Canadawrites Breakup Tweet Challenge.
The problem with our relationship is... that we're in a relationship #canadawrites
@cbcbooks @John, Just sent in song request to #cbc for u. "All Be Myself". #imouttahere! #canadawrites
Honey, please turn away from your laptop for a minute and let me put this in language you can understand: itsover.com #canadawrites
"I'd prefer it if you left quietly, but go and cry your heart out for the neighbours to hear. It will only make it better." #canadawrites.
#canadawrites I've been asked to help work on the Gingrich moon base, so I guess we won't be seeing each other for a while.
I can't take it anymore. All this crying and sobbing. I can no longer help you. Sincerely, Crazymakers Support. #CanadaWrites
Like the autumn leaf that falls to earth from its once-nurturing host, may you leave me and get pooped on by passing horses. #canadawrites
#Canadawrites Asa couple we used tobe sweet-but our relationships now toasted-So Im saying farewell inthis tweet-be glad its not ona post-it- Have some fun and tweet some breakup stories at #canadawrites cbc.ca/books/canadawr…
When you were referring to the size of a cucumber I thought you meant English, not mini. #canadawrites- I'm just so confused. I don't know who I am or what I want. But I gotta figure that out, ya know? I just gotta be me. #CanadaWrites
Dear John- You are so cheap that I am having to tweet for a chance to own an iPad #CanadaWrites #TheresYourSign- How cruel the cold winter that drives us apart, with lies like icicles thrust through my heart! #CanadaWrites
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. You were serious about the whole spending more time together thing? #canadawrites
Jane; I shall forever keep the shirt you covered in prostitute pink kisses. Too bad it wasn’t mine. See you in divorce court. #canadawrites
Baby, you're always asking what I'm thinking about, so here, check out this #canadawrites stream...
You ate all the cheese. Now all I've got left is wine. I'm feeling trapped again. Goodbye. --Mary X. Mouse #CanadaWrites- Dear John; Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m no longer in love with you. Have a Happy Valentines Day with someone else. #canadawrites
#canadawrites I don't like who I am when we're together. I am a better person without you, so I'm leaving. Please don't call me.- You never listen. How many times have I told you to ONLY buy Heinz ketchup. #canadawrites
