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Sat, Apr 14 2012 07:12:17

Tweet My Goal: Liverpool v Everton FA Cup semi-final

The best Twitter jokes from the @MirrorFootball account and MirrorFootball.co.uk

  1. The stakes were high...
  2. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    This is the biggest Merseyside semi since Crouchie met Abbey at the Newz Bar
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 03:11:03
  3. A brilliant LFC banner
  4. DomRobson1
    Dom Robson@DomRobson1
    @MirrorFootball Holy Comolli we're down to one goalie.. #LFC
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 02:11:31
  5. And more pre-match thoughts
  6. JohnMarston6
    John Marston@JohnMarston6
    @mirrorfootball Everton players have been warned that any marking on Andy Carroll will be punished for time wasting
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 03:59:59
  7. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    Liverpool owners snub semi-final bit.ly/IE9iMf
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 03:37:27
  8. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    To be fair to Henry and Werner, the Red Sox are only playing another 80 home games (not including playoffs) this season
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 03:49:26
  9. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    RT @TonyCowards: 12.30pm kickoffs, semi finals at Wembley, the match live on ESPN, you can't beat the tradition of the FA Cup.
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 03:40:49
  10. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    Lots of talk about women Grand National jockeys today but Bill Kenwright's missus Jenny Seagrove rode a Winner years ago
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 03:58:54
  11. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    David Moyes' son is called David! Almost as good as Emlyn Hughes' kids - Emlyn Jnr and Emma Lynn
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:31:36
  12. PittTheBlogger
    Pitt The Blogger@PittTheBlogger
    @MirrorFootball Or George Foreman calling all FIVE of his sons "George". No - seriously!
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:33:56
  13. AnfieldAn
    Aniket LFC@AnfieldAn
    @MirrorFootball My son will be called sun, so that no one from merseyside buys him
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:32:40
  14. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    I love that old Rod Stewart classic, Magaye Guaye
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:39:12
  15. Underway at Wembley, and the ref blocked off Gerrard...
  16. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    When did United sell Howard Webb to Everton?
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:35:31
  17. The Blues were looking shaky...
  18. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    Everton have settled about as well as four Stellas on an empty stomach
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:43:59
  19. And there was a lookey-likey...
  20. @MirrorFootball is Jay Spearing related to Del Boy?? http://pic.twitter.com/LqN7b1Vz
    Ronnie Carroll@Ronnie_Carroll
    ·
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:43:02
  21. Skrtel went close
  22. LondonBantam
    Sanj@LondonBantam
    @MirrorFootball SCFD SHT FRM SKRTL
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:48:18
  23. Celebs were on show
  24. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    Tommy Steele is at Wembley - Bill Kenright has asked him to lend him Half A Sixpence
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:45:35
  25. MirrorFootball
    MirrorFootball@MirrorFootball
    Judi Dench also at Wembley - Jamie Carragher's favourite actor "Emmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
    Sat, Apr 14 2012 04:47:29

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