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  2. xeni
    I decided the experience of getting a mammogram would be less scary if I tweeted about it, mocked it, or turned it into a game.
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  3. xeni
    I prefer to think of the mammogram I am about to get as the perky robot pancake boobs squisher machine game.
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  4. xeni
    Fact: I chose the place where I'm getting my first mammogram based on Yelp reviews. Just like I choose where to get brunch.
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  5. xeni
    OK, going in now. I will livetweet as circumstances permit, unless it's too boring for you all. It's a little scary, so being share-y helps.
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  6. xeni
    I'm at @pinklotusbc. So far this place rules. The front office ladies are so nice and comforting. #myfirstmammo
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  7. xeni
    Sadly no lasers or cats. But the machine has a plastic place where your boobs go, and the room is nice and warm. Didn't hurt much!
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  8. xeni
    My radiology technician was very nice. I noted on my chart that my father died of ALS. Her brother did too. We hugged. #myfirstmammo
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  9. xeni
    The hard part about this is the not knowing. I may be able to get results right away, would be great. They do digital here. #myfirstmammo
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  10. xeni
    .@maggiekb1 yes. I am like that, too, (not ginormously titted) and the technician had to do some boob-jitsu on me.
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  12. xeni
    OK. I come back in 3 hours for results. I'm to nervous to eat, but not too nervous to tweet. I'm going to watch cat videos. #myfirstmammo
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  13. xeni
    I'm so used to instant results. Bam! I wish the radiologist could just Google my boobs and go, "You have great SEO!" #myfirstmammo
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  14. xeni
    The lady doctor who is seeing me at 3 for the results of #myfirstmammo is named Doctor Funk. Seriously. Paging Dr. Funk. cc @blam.
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  15. xeni
    Mutiple women Yelped this other breast health center was run by Dr. who skeeved them during exam. Can you imagine the horror? #myfirstmammo
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  16. xeni
    OK. Enough for now. I am going to go take a walk, and see what is revealed in a few hours. Thanks for being with me. #myfirstmammo
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