Author: @onlxn
Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: I'd like to start off by thanking everyone who made this tragedy possibleSun, Jun 12 2016 18:45:48ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742065381980790784— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Sun, Jun 12 2016 18:45:48
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: Listen. The age of blood has come, okay? I am hell made flesh. It's all just gonna be meat and ash. Believe me, you're gonna love itMon, Jun 13 2016 19:09:48ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742433807211495424— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Mon, Jun 13 2016 19:09:48
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: Mark my words: a year from now I'll be squatting on the earth like it's a yoga ball. No survivors, okay? Blood seas. We can do thisMon, Jun 13 2016 19:20:45ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742436564005851137— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Mon, Jun 13 2016 19:20:45
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: I watched this show, Black Mirror? Guy did a pig for an hour. Let me tell you something, when I'm President, I'll finish right awayMon, Jun 13 2016 19:50:14ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742443983352168448— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Mon, Jun 13 2016 19:50:14
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnRYAN: You're destroying our party. Stop saying crazy shit. TRUMP: Sure, Paul. Listen, I think I'm going to start praising Robert Durst againTue, Jun 14 2016 23:35:26ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742863045811163136— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Tue, Jun 14 2016 23:35:26
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnAIDE: A new Bloomberg poll's in... Hillary's beating you by 12. TRUMP: Time to get serious. I'm gonna tell everyone I've never jerked offTue, Jun 14 2016 23:40:52ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742864413837918208— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Tue, Jun 14 2016 23:40:52
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Owen Ellickson@onlxn[crawl: "Trump: I've Never Masturbated"] TRUMP: I would never do that to myself. I'll say this: I suspect I would be very, very good at itTue, Jun 14 2016 23:52:40ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742867384239804416— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Tue, Jun 14 2016 23:52:40
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnCHRISTIE: The polls are looking pretty bad TRUMP: I'm going to accuse our veterans of stealingWed, Jun 15 2016 02:56:49ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742913726685143041— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Wed, Jun 15 2016 02:56:49
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: Here's my next attack. CHRISTIE: (reads) "Hillary did Skittles?" TRUMP: Right. CHRISTIE: The candy? TRUMP: Look, don't overthink itWed, Jun 15 2016 03:01:26ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742914888092123136— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Wed, Jun 15 2016 03:01:26
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnCHRISTIE: What does "Hillary did Skittles" mean? TRUMP: Skittle Hillary, I'll call her. Terrific. CHRISTIE: Donald-- TRUMP: Just tweeted itWed, Jun 15 2016 03:04:04ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742915549387100163— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Wed, Jun 15 2016 03:04:04
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnCHRISTIE: You're not well, Don. TRUMP: (typing) Skittle Hillary will hate this! CHRISTIE: What are you doing? TRUMP: I'm insulting the moonWed, Jun 15 2016 03:09:37ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742916948070006784— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Wed, Jun 15 2016 03:09:37
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: (typing) Name one thing it's done, the moon. Pff. Ridiculous! CHRISTIE: (to aide) Call a hospital. TRUMP: I'm going to win CaliforniaWed, Jun 15 2016 03:12:02ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/742917553576517632— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Wed, Jun 15 2016 03:12:02
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: To our enemies, Obama is a joke. Such a nervous, sweaty guy. Always sweating through his sweat glands, like a dog!Thu, Jun 16 2016 16:57:37ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/743487709436583936— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Thu, Jun 16 2016 16:57:37
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: My guy Christie, he can eat. Guy loves chocolate. Always eating & metabolizing the theobromine in chocolate, like a dog. A friend!Thu, Jun 16 2016 17:01:14ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/743488618031878145— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Thu, Jun 16 2016 17:01:14
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: Nobody cares what Mitt Romney thinks. This is a guy who uses echolocation to fly around, like a dog. No clue!Thu, Jun 16 2016 17:02:09ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/743488847342874624— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Thu, Jun 16 2016 17:02:09
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: John Kasich's corkscrew-shaped penis allows him to have sex with other ducks, like a dog. You call that leadership? A disgrace! #MAGAThu, Jun 16 2016 17:10:44ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/743491007665348609— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Thu, Jun 16 2016 17:10:44
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: Corey Lewandoski was caught yanking a female reporter's arm. I like campaign managers who DON'T get caught when they do thatMon, Jun 20 2016 15:26:32ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/744914336649404418— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Mon, Jun 20 2016 15:26:32
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnTRUMP: New idea: we attack Jews. CHRISTIE: TRUMP: We just go at 'em HARD. Just whale on 'em. Thoughts? CHRISTIE: TRUMP: Wow, forget it. JeezMon, Jun 20 2016 18:34:26ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/744961622406397952— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Mon, Jun 20 2016 18:34:26
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Owen Ellickson@onlxnCHRISTIE: You're broke?! TRUMP: Don't worry. I'll call myself 'the king of debt.' That'll turn things around. CHRISTIE: [eyes open window]Tue, Jun 21 2016 17:01:26ReplyRetweetFavoritehttps://twitter.com/onlxn/status/745300608660312064— Owen Ellickson (@onlxn)Tue, Jun 21 2016 17:01:26
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