HEY @MCDONALDS IM THROUGH FUCKING AROUND WITH YOU: BRING BACK THE MCRIB RIGHT FUCKING NOW- HEY @PAPAJOHNS WHENEVER I ORDER YOUR PIZZA I GET JOHNS FAVORITE. SO YOU CAN GO AHEAD AND CHANGE THE NAME TO ZODIACS FAVORITE
- NAH @libertymutual IM JUST FUCKING WITH YOU. I DONT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOUR INSURANCE IS LIKE
- HEY @CHURCHSCHICKEN YOU GUYS ARE GHETTO AS A MOTHERFUCKER BUT YOUR SPICY CHICKEN RULES ESPECIALLY WITH ORANGE HI C. KEEP IT UP
- HEY @FIVE_GUYS JUST TAKE YOUR REGULAR FRIES RIGHT OFF THE FUCKING MENU. THE CAJUN FRIES MAKE THAT SHIT OBSOLETE
- ONE SUGGESTION THOUGH @CHURCHSCHICKEN I RECOMMEND HIRING LIKE A FUCKING PRIVATE SECURITY CONCERN FOR YOUR DETROIT CITY ESTABLISHMENTS
- HA @CHURCHSCHICKEN ONCE I WAS AT THE ONE ON WOODWARD AND THIS CRAZY CRACKHEAD HOBO FUCKER WAS LIKE YOU WAS AT THE ATM SO GET ME SOME CHICKEN
- NAH @PDK26 I GAVE @BURGERKING A FOOLPROOF 20 POINT PLAN TO TURN THEIR FUCKED UP COMPANY AROUND AND THEY DIDNT GIVE ME A FREE FUCKING THING
- HEY @JIMMYJOHNS YOUR FOOD FUCKING OWNS BUT GODDAMN ALL THAT BULLSHIT ON YOUR WALLS ANNOYS ME. WACK CUTE N FUNNY BULLSHIT. TAKE IT DOWN
- HEY @OFFICIALBIGBOY @MCDONALDS TOTALLY RIPPED YOU OFF AND MADE BILLIONS. THEYRE LIKE EMINEM AND YOURE LIKE ESHAM. GET FUCKING PISSED
- KESSLER NEEDS AN OFFICIAL TWITTER FEED. HEY @BEAMGLOBAL HIT ME UP. ILL WORK FOR LIQUOR. ALSO QUIT BEING BITCHES AND UNPROTECT YOUR FEED
- HEY @SONICDRIVE_IN YOUR TWITTER NAME IS UNWIELDY AND YOUR BURGERS TASTE LIKE FUCKING FUNNEL CAKE. LOWRENT ALL ACROSS THE BOARD. UP YOUR GAME
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Luke Zimmermann
@SBNation/@Verge/@Polygon Support Manager, @EDSBS Deputy U.S. Marshal, @Landgrant33 Devil-May-Care Rocket Ship Pilot, @11W alum.
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