Welcome to #HouseOfCards day! So far Kevin Spacey has killed a dog and talked to the camera for like five minutes. We’re six minutes in.- You guys, it’s really important that you know that Kate Mara wants to BLOOOOOOG! It’s very "Social Network." #HouseOfCards
- "That’s how you devour a whale, Doug -- one bite at a time." So far, the dialogue loves its metaphors and similes. #HouseOfCards
- An awful lot of charismatic bald guys on this show. Less talking to the camera, as we go. #HouseOfCards
I’m only two episodes in, and I made this. #HouseOfCards http://pic.twitter.com/Z3pnbLvJ- Normally, news-shows-within-shows associate with the parent companies. #HouseOfCards is a free agent; they went with ABC/Stephanopoulos.
- The Princess Bride is stone cold on a sociopathic level, and I kind of love it. #HouseOfCards
- And now, onto Episode 3! No "Previously On" at the top of eps, by the way. The assumption of binge-viewing, in action. #HouseOfCards
- Episode 3: First non-Fincher-directed episode. Fell asleep for a little bit there, but now I’m back to work. #HouseOfCards
- Had some trouble staying awake through Episode 3, but finally just finished it. Onto Episode 4! #HouseOfCards
- Episode 5! This show actually sounds like it understands the Internet, which is good given that it is on the Internet. #HouseOfCards
- "You fuck me? I fuck back!" I’m not sure how that works. (Things have gotten super-back-stabby of late.) #HouseOfCards
- Episode 6 features YouTube remixes and Dennis Miller making a Lee Harvey Oswald joke. What century it is right now? #HouseOfCards
- Onto Episode 7! The episodes don’t have names, so my notes refer to Episode 6 as "the one with the weird sad handjob." #HouseOfCards
- So far, to #HouseOfCards’s credit, the use of profanity and nudity isn’t at all excessive. It’s mature without being deliberately edgy.
- Maybe I spoke too soon. #HouseOfCards Episode 7: "The one with the creepy cunnilingus scene."
- It’s all blending together, but I think Kate Mara wasn’t in Chapter 8 at all. Which made me realize I do like her character. #HouseOfCards
- Time for a break. I leave you with this old-timey folk wisdom from Kevin Spacey: "Never slap a man when he’s chewin’ tabacca." #HouseOfCards
- I’m back, I’ve had what Burger King calls a "medium" diet Coke, and I am ready to finish plowing through @HouseOfCards! Episode 9, bitches!
- Getting really into Spacey’s @HouseOfCards monologues, even with the Southern accent. (This might be Stockholm syndrome kicking in.)
What have we done... RT @liztellsfrank: Getting really into Spacey’s @HouseOfCards monologues. This might be Stockholm syndrome kicking in.
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Frank's missed out on a lot of pop culture over the years. So sometimes, Liz tells him about something he's missed. (When not playing #masseffect2, that is.)
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