#itriedtobeauthenticbut

Indigenous Australians respond to Tony Abbott's remarks about the need for more "authentic" Aboriginal people in Parliament. http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/more-authentic-aboriginal-mps-needed-tony-abbott-says/story-fn59niix-1226515871824

  1. #Itriedtobeauthenticbut every year at Corroboree I just end up line-dancing by myself in a corner somewhere singing "Achy-Breaky heart"...
  2. #itriedtobeauthenticbut...I couldn't find my way back home to country when I followed the Abbott Proof Fence. (Oo)
  3. "#itriedtobeauthenticbut...i chipped my grill on some damper." by KISSmyBLAKarts | Redbubble redbubble.com/people/kissmyb…
  4. #itriedtobeauthenticbut the Australian has never quoted me as an "Aboriginal leader"
  5. #itriedtobeauthenticbut I thought 'Woomera' was a weapons testing range approx. the size of England... Oh, wait: defence.gov.au/woomera/about.…
  6. #itriedtobeauthenticbut witchetty grubs taste like peanut butter... If I was authentic I'd say peanut butter tasted like witchetty grubs.
  7. #itriedtobeauthenticbut... I've since found out that "Koorioke" isn't actually a spiritual practice, just a practice that requires spirits..
  8. #Itriedtobeauthenticbut I still haven't found the perfect balance between 'noble' and 'savage'...
  9. #itriedtobeauthenticbut... my parents named me "Celeste", rather than giving me a traditional blackfella name like "Alison" or "Bess"
  10. #itriedtobeauthenticbut... the only witchetty grubs I could forage were in the lolly section of Safeway and they contained gelatine
  11. #itriedtobeauthenticbut my Nana got permission to leave the mission and get us an education
  12. #itriedtobeauthenticbut said my javelin technique is much better when I have a target Teacher still wouldn't let me spear the racist kid
  13. #Itriedtobeauthenticbut then I need to put sunscreen on when its 30+ outside...
  14. #itriedtobeauthenticbut I thought 'The Stolen Generation' was a band that supported The Doors and The Who.
  15. #itriedtobeauthenticbut Rolf Harris wouldn't let me go loose Lou, Rolf Harris wouldn't let me go loose...

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