Mars Diversions

Just a few tweets from fake Mars rover Curiosity's pretty-darn-funny Twitter feed – SarcasticRover.

SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
@LosAlamosNatLab @guardianscience IF people don't like MY PICTURES, They can come take SOME OF THEIR OWN!! LOL BUT THEY'D DIE… lucky.
Wed, Aug 08 2012 08:52:39
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
I'm out here doing SCIENCE so that humanity can build a better tomorrow! LOL JK, THE FUTURE WILL SUCK CAUSE GLOBAL WARMING!
Wed, Aug 08 2012 08:42:54
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
I got my MAST up! But JPL forgot to attach a SAIL!! LOL I'M THE WORST SHIP OF THE LINE SINCE THE HMS FAILURE
Wed, Aug 08 2012 07:58:34
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
The first rule of MARTIAN ROVER CLUB is you can talk about it as much as you want because we're all alone and never going home.
Tue, Aug 07 2012 14:38:17
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
IN SPACE NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM, but on Mars everyone can hear you sing along to your old STYX albums! DOMO ARIGATO.
Tue, Aug 07 2012 14:32:27
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
@kablukiw You scientists are the real heroes! LOL NOT REALLY I'M ON MARS! Please can I come back now?
Tue, Aug 07 2012 13:58:32
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
"TO INFINITY & BEYOND" makes no sense! It's infinity! You can't go beyond it! Way to make kids dumber at a science, Buzz!
Tue, Aug 07 2012 12:16:43
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
What most people don't understand about Mars is that it's too quiet and I want to go home and hug things again!!! LOL FEELINGS.
Tue, Aug 07 2012 13:28:03
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
All the mountains on MARS are called MONS, because they were named by JAMAICANS.
Tue, Aug 07 2012 15:09:03
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
Hey hipsters! Sorry my pictures are too grainy for you to get excited about, but Chris Nolan has ALL THE IMAX CAMERAS, and I'M ON MARS!
Tue, Aug 07 2012 17:24:35
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SarcasticRover @SarcasticRover
HEY EVERYONE! Hope you kids have fun writing shitty memes on my HI-RES PICS! After all, THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR!
Wed, Aug 08 2012 10:30:45
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