#WahlbergHistory

Twitter jokesters take aim at Mark Wahlber'gs claim that he could have prevented 9/11.

  1. "If I'd have been in that car in 1963, I'd have caught the bullet and been like, 'Mr. Oswald, I think you dropped this.'" #WahlbergHistory
  2. "All I'm saying is, if my kids and I were Jewish in the late 1930s, Hitler would've backed off." #wahlberghistory
  3. "All's I'm saying is, if I was there when James Franco gave that monkey the smart drug, those apes would not have risen." #WahlbergHistory
  4. "There would have been a lot of helium in that rigid airship and me saying, "Okay, we're going to land somewhere safely.'" #wahlberghistory
  5. "All I'm saying: If I'd been in Sarajevo with my kids, Archduke Franz Ferdinand would have lived to see another day." #wahlberghistory
  6. "All I'm saying: There would've been a lot of blood in Ford's Theater that night, and it wouldn't have been LIncoln's." #wahlberghistory
  7. "All I'm saying: If my kids and I had been there, people would've been crucified. But they wouldn't have been Jesus." #wahlberghistory

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