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Mon, Dec 17 2012 20:08:08

The Spy Who Saved Christmas by Dana Marton

Lady Butcher has Secret Babies with Fake-Dead Bike Baker Black Ops Guy. Also, it's Christmas.

  1. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    Spy Who Saved Christmas, chapter 1 - heroine has already kneed hero in the nads and head-butted him. Bring it ON.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 20:07:58
  2. The_Book_Slayer
    Amanda@The_Book_Slayer
    @kelly_instalove Oh this one sounds right up my alley.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 20:08:51
  3. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    @The_Book_Slayer it's a Harlequin Intrigue by Dana Marton
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 20:15:09
  4. The_Book_Slayer
    Amanda@The_Book_Slayer
    @kelly_instalove hmmm. I am going to check it out.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 20:16:32
  5. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    Spy Who Saved Xmas, ch 2: "What was it with them and food preparation surfaces?"
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 20:34:12
  6. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    "Is that why, instead of staying at a safe house...you insisted on coming with me to steal a deadly virus from a bunch of terrorists?"
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 20:59:56
  7. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    "Tonight. Five minutes to midnight. Down by the river at the foot of the old railroad bridge." !!! (hold me)
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 21:30:23
  8. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    "She looked like she was trying to decide whether to cry or strangle him. Since she wasn't the weepy kind, things didn't look good for him."
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 21:40:44
  9. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    "...not only would she have been happy to see his ten-point buck, she would have gutted, skinned and chopped it all up for him. (1/2)
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 21:50:28
  10. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    (2/2) "She was a helluva woman by his standards." [Heroine is a 6-ft-tall butcher, in case you were wondering]
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 22:11:15
  11. Liz_Mc2
    Liz McCausland@Liz_Mc2
    @kelly_instalove That sounds rather awesome.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 22:14:41
  12. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    Hero is Biker Black Ops kind of guy who also bakes. His crusty roll recipe is coveted, especially since his fake death in bakery fire.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 22:54:19
  13. Fibrobabe
    Becky@Fibrobabe
    @kelly_instalove A black ops biker with a heart of pastry dough.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 22:55:23
  14. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    @Fibrobabe I'm kind of disappointed he doesn't call heroine "sugar"
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 22:56:46
  15. Fibrobabe
    Becky@Fibrobabe
    @kelly_instalove "My little beignet."
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 22:58:32
  16. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    @Fibrobabe they're in Pennsylvania, so maybe "my sweet funnel cake" instead
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:00:44
  17. Fibrobabe
    Becky@Fibrobabe
    @kelly_instalove If it's a Christmas story, "my fruity Weihnachtsstollen."
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:06:42
  18. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    @Fibrobabe I hope they're not Swedish, because lutefisk and lefse would ruin the mood.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:11:35
  19. Fibrobabe
    Becky@Fibrobabe
    @kelly_instalove I'm not sure how I'd feel about being called a "darling rugelach" if he's Jewish.
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:18:44
  20. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    She: "You can't have bad aim and wield a cleaver for a living." He: "Hand-eye coordination is a beautiful thing."
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:08:39
  21. WARNING: Random and gratuitous inclusion of Fake SyFy monsters ahead!
  22. Sacrifices must be made #roaring #screaming #sandshark http://pic.twitter.com/kfW161GX
    Agatha Bitchy@oddmonstr
    ·
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:15:34
  23. kelly_instalove
    Instalove@kelly_instalove
    @oddmonstr I'm feeling the need to do a Storify mashup of my book snark and your movie pics
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:17:09
  24. oddmonstr
    Agatha Bitchy@oddmonstr
    @kelly_instalove I think that would rock! Do you need more sand sharks? Because there's like 4 now and they're chasing Brooke Hogan
    Sun, Dec 16 2012 23:30:16
  25. Best. Movie. Ever. #uhoh http://pic.twitter.com/mMpYsJC3
    Agatha Bitchy@oddmonstr
    ·
    Mon, Dec 17 2012 00:12:52

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