Badass by Sable Hunter: Chapter 6

Read With Me Vicariously: Live-Tweeting Isaac & Avery's Story (Book 4 of the Hell Yeah! series)

  1. Badass Chapter.6: If I read one more variation of "His mouth ate at hers like he was starving to death", my head will implode. AGAIN.
  2. Loc 2572: "I'll marry you, if I can learn to please you." >>>MMMPPHH<<< I don't exactly know how to spell it, but that's the sound I made.
  3. Loc 2594: Bad-guy abusive Dom hooks up with Bro #5's pain-junkie ex-girlfriend to get revenge on Bro #4. I might need another flowchart.
  4. Loc 2635: Heroine worries about fitting in with Texas high society. The party she's attending features banana puddin' as the keynote dish.
  5. Loc 2727: Heroine enters the 'playroom': "My stars and garters!"
  6. Loc 2665: "Keeping his involvement in the BDSM world from his brothers hadn't been easy."

    Loc 2734: Isaac: "I have been known to wear a hood and a cape and gloves – it makes it rather medieval. Except, if you look closely – there is the McCoy brand in the middle of the forehead."

    Logic, cleanup on aisle three....
  7. Loc 2791: Heroine gets strapped in, whimpers, then giggles because her BFF "had a puppy that made the same noise when he wanted a treat."
  8. Loc 2833: "When I push up through the Valley of Delight...." NOTE: This phrase is NOT trademarked. Go forth and copyright. You're welcome.
  9. Loc 2836: "I just used the word f*** in my thoughts," she said it, proudly, as it she had achieved a milestone." Now I need a Gantt chart.
  10. Loc 2887: He: "...now we're moving up to the big leagues. Are you ready?" She: "Hell, yeah!" #awesome
  11. Loc 2845: "like any male animal, he had an irresistible urge to mark his territory." My mental picture probably isn't what was intended.
  12. Scholarly textual analysis: The word "giggle" is used 14 times throughout this book. "Doll" appears 17 times."Ringlets" 11 times.
  13. Loc 2961: "Never in a million years would he have guessed at the wildcat that lived within the body of this cuddly kitten." #barf
  14. Loc 2974: Plot moppet finds missing Sub collar, puts it on family dog.
  15. Loc 2991: "Consider me your playground. Wanna ride the rollercoaster?" No, thanks, I get motion sickness pretty bad.
  16. Loc 2984: "Foot a duck! What time is it?" "Calm down, sweet thang." What in god's name does "Foot a duck!" mean???
  17. @kelly_instalove I think it's like that charity project for making sweaters for penguins only instead this one benefits ducks without feet.
  18. Loc 3013: She: "...I started writing erotic novellas, and they're selling like hotcakes. I'm a smut writer!" He: "Holy Shit!"
  19. I would have said "Yeah, right. Wishful thinking."
  20. I peeked ahead - first paragraph of chapter 7 includes the phrase "sweet as sugar and weaver of erotic words."
  21. Can you hang on until the end? http://storify.com/kelly_instalove/badass-by-sable-hunter-chapters-7-and-8

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