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Badass by Sable Hunter: Chapter 4

Read With Me Vicariously: Live-Tweeting Isaac & Avery's Story (Book 4 of the Hell Yeah! series)

Instalove @kelly_instalove
Badass Live-Tweeting resumes: Chapter 4: Post-deflowering, knock on door. "Daddy???"
Mon, May 07 2012 17:05:21
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Instalove @kelly_instalove
Loc 1516: Daddy insists on marriage because hero shouldn't get away with "besmirching her reputation."
Mon, May 07 2012 17:07:20
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Instalove @kelly_instalove
Loc 1524: Slutification newspaper article is being "passed around like a communion wafer
Mon, May 07 2012 17:08:44
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The religious jokes and metaphors just kind of creep me out.
Instalove @kelly_instalove
Loc 1576: OMG, a Hell Yeah heroine actually stands up for herself! By walking away, but still, harsh words are spoken!
Mon, May 07 2012 17:13:16
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Loc 1656: “'This isn’t over, my Wild Rose,' he promised her. 'I’ll make you mine, or I’m not a real McCoy.'" #barf
Mon, May 07 2012 17:22:30
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Instalove @kelly_instalove
Loc 1719: Our heroine explains why she didn't disguise herself at the brothel: "My motivation was pure, so I was just happy being myself."
Mon, May 07 2012 17:27:17
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Random Fun Fact: Avery's favorite interjections are "Jeepers!" and "Land Sakes!"
Instalove @kelly_instalove
Loc 1724: Heroine outs herself as a romance writer. Her pseudonym is... wait for it... Sable Hunter. That noise was MY HEAD IMPLODING.
Mon, May 07 2012 17:29:23
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Instalove @kelly_instalove
I thought my brain had recovered, but now I'm not finding anything to make fun of, so I must still have lingering damage.
Mon, May 07 2012 17:42:58
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Instalove @kelly_instalove
Oh god help us, never mind. Loc 1881: Heroine gets a microphone stuck in her mouth. Just shoot me now.
Mon, May 07 2012 18:01:02
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Yet ANOTHER episode of completely demeaning the heroine simply to make her appear even more pathetic and childlike. NO excuse for scenes like this. NONE.
Instalove @kelly_instalove
End of Chapter 5 has heroine dressed entirely in bubble-gum pink, including a pink sparkly ribbon in her long lush ringlets. #barf
Mon, May 07 2012 18:14:23
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Grade was lingering at a C-, but this chapter just totally jumped the WTF shark. It'll take some work to maintain a D average.
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