Best Oscar 2012 Tweets

The funniest commentary and recaps of the best 84th Academy Awards moments, starting from the red carpet all the way through Best Picture.

  1. 20 bucks Adele takes home best movie tonight at the Oscars..
  2. I'll never understand why they give out tiny C-3PO statues at the Academy Awards. #oscars
  3. Jonah Hill brought his mom. Altogether now: Awwww. #oscars
  4. Maya Rudolph just said she's wearing "so much shapewear" and has snacks in her purse. I want her to be my best friend. #oscars
  5. "At first I feared the peplum, but now I love the peplum!" - Tina Fey in Carolina Herrera #Oscars
  6. Stacy Kiebler is actin like she's getting a ring soon and it's making me uncomfortable
  7. "I took a bath today; and I washed my mustache" - Zach Galifianakis on how he got ready for the Oscars.
  8. I love Jason Segel! But after Forgetting Sarah Marshall, it’s nice to see him and not have to look at his junk. #Oscars
  9. Those accountants carrying the briefcases look so f-ing smug. Someone should tell them they still need to do their taxes. #Oscars
  10. Brad Pitt, I mean Billy Ray Cyrus, I mean Brad Pitt.
  11. If you don't understand the above tweet, just look here.
  12. RT @erinbiglow: Carl has been seat-filling at the #Oscars for 59 years. And wearing the same tux since, apparently. @poptimal
  13. By "Dumbledore," Kelly Oxford meant Robert Richardson, the cinematographer for Hugo. 
  14. Um, Brad, next time say SPOILER before you ruin Gargantuas, ok? #oscars
  15. Throughout the show, there were short videos of actors discussing what movies they love and why they are in the film industry. Apparently the first movie Brad Pitt remembers seeing was Gargantuas.
  16. As far as I'm concerned, #HarryPotter should win everything. Even the stuff it wasn't nominated for.
  17. When people go over, one of the Cirque people should swoop them up into the rafters. #oscars
  18. And the Oscar for best Oscar presenter goes to Chris Rock.
  19. Next year, if we can't get Billy Crystal to host again, or someone like Tina Fey, can we please have Chris Rock again?
  20. Me to son: You are allowed to have a crush on Emma Stone. #oscars
  21. This tweet occurred after Emma Stone presented an award with Ben Stiller, and rocked a hilarious shtick. Of course, I'm assuming the tweet is related to that, and not just because Emma Stone is a charming, personable young woman with great acting skills and sense of humor, although that could be the actual reason behind the tweet.

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