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  1. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Say that the protests started as a pure youth movement but were "hijacked" by a foreign agenda. #ArabTyrantManual
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  2. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Use religion. Call your state mufti and promise him a pay raise for the proper fatwa. #ArabTyrantManual
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  3. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Say that the kids were tricked into protesting through X (KFC, Nescafe, drugs, sex, etc.) #ArabTyrantManual
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  4. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Call your favorite brown-nose celebrity (singer, dancer, soccer player, etc.). Ask to talk on TV in your support. #ArabTyrantManual
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  5. L_Auvergnate
    When things get tough, make a first one hour speech around midnight to say how much you're dedicated to your country #ArabTyrantManual
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  7. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Order the interior minister to kill them all. Then sack him for his heavy-handedness. #ArabTyrantManual
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  8. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Have a military parade. Say it's for the nation. It's actually to show them what'll come at them if they revolt. #ArabTyrantManual
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  9. L_Auvergnate
    Pretend you're open for dialogue and will do the necessary while killing protesters #ArabTyrantManual
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  10. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Say that you ruled the country out of love and service and you have no desire for power and have no money. #ArabTyrantManual
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  11. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Bring in the boogie man of your grandfather's generation: Colonialism & imperialism. #ArabTyrantManual
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  12. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Hold a press conference to suck up to journalists. Then, send thugs after them to punch them and smash their cameras. #ArabTyrantManual
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  13. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Stage demonstrations in support of your rule. But don't give them flags & banners. Give them 50 bucks & an AK47. #ArabTyrantManual
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  14. iyad_elbaghdadi
    If foreign nations criticize, blast them for not understanding your culture. "In our culture, I rule. They obey." #ArabTyrantManual
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  15. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Kill a thousand. And then say that you have no idea how they died because you haven't used force "yet". #ArabTyrantManual
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  17. kissmyroti
    Speak about supporting #humanrights in "insert preferred european language here", then torture those asking 4them #ArabTyrantManual
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  18. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Foreign agenda X (where X can be: Islamism, Zionism, Israel, Iran, USA, colonialism, imperialism...) #ArabTyrantManual
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  19. QuimFont
    Blame Israel and United States. Deposit checks from Israel and United States into Swiss account. #ArabTyrantManual
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  20. iyad_elbaghdadi
    Say that your people are not ready for democracy. You have to pave the way to it, by acting like a complete asshole. #ArabTyrantManual
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  22. studentIslam
    People don't revolt against you in their right state of mind. Al-Qaeda must be feeding them hallucinogenics. #ArabTyrantManual
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  24. studentIslam
    Inform the uninformed that your country has no leader and that you are only a protector and brother to the people. #ArabTyrantManual
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