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Wed, Apr 11 2012 19:11:53

The comprehensive roundup of Lil B at NYU

(As relayed by the indefatigable @mehan_j)

  1. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    alright folks, pretty sure that's it. he's taking photos and signing kitchen utensils now. #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:51:10
  2. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    lil B on drake: "My brother Drake, I love him, everybody is rapping like him. Let my brother Drake have his swag, you feel me?" #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:45:57
  3. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "My favorite is watercolors. I'm a watercolors type of dude, man. Definitely collect some of my #rare paintings." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:39:17
  4. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "This is gonna be some garage punk. This is gonna be for the rebels…Look out for the Lil B rock album, California Boy!" #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:37:11
  5. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    OH NO HE'S RELEASING A ROCK ALBUM NOOOOOOOOO #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:35:56
  6. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    lil B on littering: "I'm not even littering. If I throw this trash right here…this is some animal that's gonna be trapped in it." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:23:57
  7. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    lil B on fracking: "Hey brah, stop messing with the earth brah!" #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:22:25
  8. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    oh man, he's about to give away his scarf. the place is going wild. #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:18:59
  9. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "You know how I serve humanity? By coming in here and doing this." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:17:59
  10. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "What I try to do is set a tone of class for the younger generation." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:15:06
  11. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "I'm gonna have a place where you can come. Like a city. Where everybody is on the same wavelength of positivity." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:12:44
  12. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "Everybody's thinking about capital gain. I'm in this for the love. I've been giving it to you for free. Over 2,000 songs." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:10:06
  13. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    lil b on hygiene: "wash your hands, wash your hands. i'm washing my hands all the time." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:08:13
  14. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "I have nothing to hide. I might run for president." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 18:00:55
  15. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    (lil B is now lying on top of a table and pretending to be a baby) #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:51:21
  16. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "Seeing these ants and studying them…we can't understand what they're telling each other but one day we will. I'm trying." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:47:47
  17. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "Every person you meet, look at them like a golden, million dollar baby…We're just little baby insects or mammals or something." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:45:09
  18. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "There's a lot of people….who don't value how blessed life is. How beautiful it is to be alive." #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:42:44
  19. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    based god's sermon is taking on christian undertones: "Just cause somebody wants to fight you for no reason, you can forgive that person."
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:40:23
  20. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "I'm the first rapper to adopt a tabby cat. You know I adopted it straight from the ASPCA, you feel me?" #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:35:48
  21. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "I want the world to see, you can have a million stones thrown at you and you can still be positive." - lil B #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:35:14
  22. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    "Nobody asked to be born. Life is hard. Kinda." - lil B #NYULILB
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:31:12
  23. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    the based god's will shall be done RT @tomgilbert: @mehan_j please tweet us some #rare quotes..
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 17:08:10
  24. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    also, i'm told that the based god might do a press conference after the talk, "if there is enough demand". #seriously
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 16:36:50
  25. mehan_j
    mehan jayasuriya@mehan_j
    made it into the @LILBTHEBASEDGOD lecture at NYU. keeping my fingers crossed that he talks about parasites.
    Wed, Apr 11 2012 16:32:33

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