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Thu, Jan 24 2013 06:27:54

Jimmy Kimmel Hijacks Julie Bowen's Twitter

He won the race around his studio Tuesday night, and so this happened...

  1. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Jesus H. Christmas...it's 10:03pm. WHEN THE HELL DOES JIMMY GET OFF MY GODDAMN TWITTER!!!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 22:03:49
  2. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Esperanza – the tiles behind the toilet aren’t going to clean themselves. Gracias
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 20:28:23
  3. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Gotta admit – I don’t miss @DearAbby even a little.
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 20:05:45
  4. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Where is Africa?
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 19:46:52
  5. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Guyz, SRIUSLY LOOK AT THE MOON. There's no way we landed there #TooFarAway #TruthTime
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 19:24:12
  6. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Hello @RobLowe – I’m nice enough to follow you, so you need to follow me. That’s how it works, dickhead.
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 19:03:02
  7. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Shout out to all my friends back home in Baltimore – having fun not being famous?
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 18:40:49
  8. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Froyo? YOLO!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 18:17:53
  9. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Anyone know if it's too drunk to be early? YOLO!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 17:56:47
  10. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    hey @TigerWoods - what's going on wit u sex-wise? #PuttItIn
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 17:33:40
  11. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Yo @TylerPerry - we making this movie or wut?!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 17:11:51
  12. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Feel bad for poor people. They never get massages #LUVTHERUB
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 16:47:56
  13. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    RT if ur DTF!!!!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 16:26:06
  14. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    .@TaylorSwift is pretty much the only 1 who gets me.
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 16:04:52
  15. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Tryin 2 get @SofiaVergara deported. :)
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 15:42:17
  16. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    I miss you every day Biggie. #rip say.ly/pRx51wD
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 15:20:34
  17. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Why do people like @JustinBieber ? The only thing worse than his music are his fans. #truth #babybabybabyNO
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 14:56:57
  18. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    @jimmykimmel I just made my way past (sleeping) Guillermo....you are going down, buddy... #iheartlenadunham
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 14:43:10
  19. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Acting is SO EZ and you make SO much MONEY!!!!!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 14:33:54
  20. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Hey @Oprah aren’t you sick of Gayle already? Call me!
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 14:15:18
  21. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Hey @MTeo_5, I’ll be your girlfriend. #forrealz
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 14:00:16
  22. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    You suck @LenaDunham
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 13:26:46
  23. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Congratulations Matt Damon on your new hair plugs. They’re barely noticeable.
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 13:05:33
  24. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Four days without shoplifting, if you don’t count Luna Bars.
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 12:39:18
  25. itsJulieBowen
    Julie Bowen@itsJulieBowen
    Can I get pregnant from making out with waiter at Romano’s Macaroni Grill? #asking4afriend
    Wed, Jan 23 2013 12:20:52

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