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Mon, Oct 31 2011 13:30:35

Internet mocks Kardashian - Humphries Divorce

When news broke that Kim Kardashian's marriage was ending 10 weeks after her $10 million wedding, the one-liner opportunities were too much for the Twitter'verse to ignore. Here are a few of our favorites from celebs and non-celebs alike.

  1. dbeltwrites
    Dustin Belt@dbeltwrites
    Kim Kardashian Divorce Papers Cite ‘Irreconcilable Differences’ Because ‘Show Me the Money’ Was Not an Option
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 11:36:48
  2. Buster_ESPN
    Buster Olney@Buster_ESPN
    Wait, wait-I'm just trying to get this straight: Is Kris Humphries divorcing, or just being written off the show? Or is it the same thing?
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 09:41:20
  3. BradWollack
    Brad Wollack@BradWollack
    I wish we could all legally divorce Kim Kardashian.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 11:22:59
  4. InsideHoops
    InsideHoops.com@InsideHoops
    With the ongoing #NBA lockout, Kim Kardashian can now date each restricted free agent first, then unrestricted
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 11:01:45
  5. shanna44xx
    Shanna George@shanna44xx
    If you're genuinely surprised about Kim Kardashian getting divorced, I need to tell you something about Santa Claus...
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 13:15:54
  6. LOUmagical
    Louie Garrovillo@LOUmagical
    Heating up a Hot Pocket #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:57:23
  7. Dmoney626
    Daniel Alvarado@Dmoney626
    Everyone is talking about kim kardashian but no one feels bad for Kris Humphries. Now he is locked out of the NBA and his own home. Poor guy
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 13:18:57
  8. MelissaEGilbert
    Melissa Gilbert@MelissaEGilbert
    Kim Kardashian filed for divorce. All I can say is, the millions spent on that wedding should've gone to charity in the first place!
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:35:58
  9. thechrispalmer
    chris palmer@thechrispalmer
    Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries lasted 72 days. If only Kim married the lockout.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 10:46:46
  10. nealbrennan
    Neal Brennan@nealbrennan
    Kim Kardashian fails to pick up 2nd season of her own marriage.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 11:29:28
  11. GeorgeTakei
    George Takei@GeorgeTakei
    Kim Kardashian files for divorce after 72 days. Another example of how same-sex marriage is destroying the sanctity of the very institution.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 10:36:47
  12. questlove
    Questo of The Roots@questlove
    #occupykimkardashian
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 10:52:52
  13. WadetoBlack
    Wade@WadetoBlack
    The Kardashian family asks that you respect Kim's privacy during this difficult time and wait until they finish editing the divorce special.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 09:20:17
  14. HuffPostComedy
    HuffPostComedy@HuffPostComedy
    Don't worry... Kim's marriage/divorce is coming soon to a theater near you huff.to/tnoPZz
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 11:38:07
  15. Huffpost
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    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:02:17
  16. grouchywoman
    Jean Marie Doyle@grouchywoman
    I'm a little confused about that Kardashian/Humphries "wedding." Did she just want to be a princess for a day?
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:48:48
  17. LAconvos
    LA convos@LAconvos
    kim kardashian is getting divorced?? who am i supposed to look to as the model of a fairy tale wedding for money?
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:48:48
  18. anthonyjeselnik
    Anthony Jeselnik@anthonyjeselnik
    If Kim Kardashian can't find happiness, then maybe there is hope for the rest of us.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:32:25
  19. MrMaxPaul
    Max Paul@MrMaxPaul
    Just like the #McRib, Kim K is available again. But only for a short time. So hurry. #kardashian
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 10:47:06
  20. funnyordie
    Funny Or Die@funnyordie
    The scariest thing this Halloween is the amount of Kardashian coverage on the national news.
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 12:42:22
  21. TMZ
    TMZ@TMZ
    Kim Kardashian to file for DIVORCE bit.ly/s7zZmb
    Mon, Oct 31 2011 08:49:56

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