You: "Siri, this blind date just went to hell." Siri: "OK, I'll call you in 5 minutes and say your mother was in a car accident."

#siri is going to make a lot of nerds feel like they can talk to somebody.

Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone

Asked #Siri what is the future without Steve and the damned phone locked up. #Apple #iPhone

Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?

It's weird how the new #iPhone4S #Siri app comes preloaded with all known addresses for a "John Connor".

I bet #Siri won't be able to tell you if the airlock is ajar.

If Siri starts calling me Dave I'm crushing it with my boot heel.

"Siri, who sent you?" "You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time."

Siri, which seat should Rebecca Black take?

BREAKING: Siri has been named the new New York Times restaurant critic.

Siri, they want take me to rehab. What I say?

"Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?" #letstalkiphone

Siri? "How do I keep my liveblog up next time?"

Siri, can you please authorize me to access apple.com/iphone?