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Tue, Oct 04 2011 13:14:35

Twitter jokes about Siri

  1. mattgemmell
    mattgemmell@mattgemmell
    You: "Siri, this blind date just went to hell." Siri: "OK, I'll call you in 5 minutes and say your mother was in a car accident."
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:48:14
  2. cdubbs44
    cdubbs44@cdubbs44
    #siri is going to make a lot of nerds feel like they can talk to somebody.
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 12:18:06
  3. Charles_HRH
    Charles_HRH@Charles_HRH
    Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 12:19:42
  4. GaryMorrison
    GaryMorrison@GaryMorrison
    Asked #Siri what is the future without Steve and the damned phone locked up. #Apple #iPhone
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 12:19:40
  5. davezatz
    davezatz@davezatz
    Siri: Where is the iPhone 5?
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:24:04
  6. Pop culture references galore:
  7. JoeGuyAllard
    JoeGuyAllard@JoeGuyAllard
    It's weird how the new #iPhone4S #Siri app comes preloaded with all known addresses for a "John Connor".
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:27:49
  8. EDItheAI
    EDItheAI@EDItheAI
    I bet #Siri won't be able to tell you if the airlock is ajar.
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 12:20:49
  9. hammnick
    hammnick@hammnick
    If Siri starts calling me Dave I'm crushing it with my boot heel.
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:27:30
  10. chrisgrant
    chris grant@chrisgrant
    "Siri, who sent you?" "You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time."
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:35:56
  11. theREALeticia
    Leticia Bongnino@theREALeticia
    Siri, which seat should Rebecca Black take?
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:51:35
  12. RuthBourdain
    Ruth Bourdain@RuthBourdain
    BREAKING: Siri has been named the new New York Times restaurant critic.
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:45:07
  13. jaobrunelli
    João@jaobrunelli
    Siri, they want take me to rehab. What I say?
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:35:20
  14. Combining Siri with classic jokes:
  15. niwat0ri
    niwat0ri@niwat0ri
    "Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?" #letstalkiphone
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:23:16
  16. And some jokes specific to problems that occurred today during and after the keynote:
  17. jsnell
    Jason Snell@jsnell
    Siri? "How do I keep my liveblog up next time?"
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 11:49:26
  18. taylorbuley
    Taylor Buley@taylorbuley
    Siri, can you please authorize me to access apple.com/iphone?
    Tue, Oct 04 2011 12:09:22

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