1. You: "Siri, this blind date just went to hell." Siri: "OK, I'll call you in 5 minutes and say your mother was in a car accident."
  2. #siri is going to make a lot of nerds feel like they can talk to somebody.
  3. Oops, that was close. Testing new voice command app. Almost wiped out France. #siri #letstalkiphone
  4. Asked #Siri what is the future without Steve and the damned phone locked up. #Apple #iPhone
  5. Pop culture references galore:
  6. It's weird how the new #iPhone4S #Siri app comes preloaded with all known addresses for a "John Connor".
  7. I bet #Siri won't be able to tell you if the airlock is ajar.
  8. If Siri starts calling me Dave I'm crushing it with my boot heel.
  9. "Siri, who sent you?" "You did. 35 years from now you reprogrammed me to be your protector here - in this time."
  10. BREAKING: Siri has been named the new New York Times restaurant critic.
  11. Siri, they want take me to rehab. What I say?
  12. Combining Siri with classic jokes:
  13. And some jokes specific to problems that occurred today during and after the keynote:
  14. Siri? "How do I keep my liveblog up next time?"
  15. Siri, can you please authorize me to access apple.com/iphone?

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