- I promised to livetweet MAZES AND MONSTERS if enough folks shared the release of INVISIBLE 3. Which you did... http://www.jimchines.com/2017/06/invisible-3-release-day/ …
- Opening shot of police siren in Rona Jaffe's Mazes and Monsters reminds me of old Police Squad/Naked Gun intros. #MazeMonsters
- I kind of want to see the police car drive into the steam tunnels now. #MazeMonsters
- News reporter tells us about "seemingly innocent" RPGs where people "deal with problems in their lives by acting them out." #MazeMonsters
- Cut to 6 MONTHS AGO. Man in a Kaiser helmet emerges from a taxi. Nobody blinks an eye. I remember 1982 fashion differently. #MazeMonsters
- His mother just touched the spike on his helmet and said, "You've grown." I have questions. #MazeMonsters
Mom redecorated the guy's bedroom as an early birthday present. Somehow I don't think the RPGs are the real problem here... #MazeMonsters pic.twitter.com/5qRlh1Ax3C- Guy, named JJ, also has a bird named Merlin who just announced "Birds can't talk." #MazeMonsters
- Next character intro. Sadly, she has no helmet. "I'm never going to get married anyway. I'm going to be a famous writer!" #MazeMonsters
- Why didn't anyone ever tell me these things were mutually exclusive??? #MazeMonsters
- Oh, no. Character has Writer's Block! But mom has a clever suggestion. "You could use your imagination!" #MazeMonsters #WritersBlockSolved!
- Character #3: Daniel the computer genius. Parents telling him there's no future in computer games. Heh... #MazeMonsters
- Now, back to college, where Daniel, JJ, and Kate need to find a 4th player. Enter BABY TOM HANKS!!! #MazeMonsters
- Robbie's Mom: "Promise me you won't play that awful game anymore." Which one? Strip Quidditch? Cactus Tag? Human Checkers? #MazeMonsters
- JJ is now wearing a WWII pilot cap and goggles. I'm kind of digging his fashion choices here. #MazeMonsters
- JJ invites Robbie to "intimate party" for Brigitte Bardot. I'm not sure, but I think that's code for group wankfest, right? #MazeMonsters
Robbie shows up at the party with a bottle of wine, but no safety helmet. Major faux pas! #MazeMonsters pic.twitter.com/cNbvZAYnCp- Kate: "Daniel, this is Robbie. He's level nine!" I'm gonna start introducing everyone like this from now on. #MazeMonsters
Daniel: "I am the maze controller, the god of this universe I have created." Whatever, dude. Who's the snacks master? #MazeMonsters pic.twitter.com/ka1P4aTb2c- Candles aren't bright enough for me to make out JJ's fourth hat :-( #MazeMonsters
- Quick bit of Robbie and Kate falling for each other, then back to a new game, where JJ breaks out the +5 COWBOY HAT! #MazeMonsters
Backstory time: Robbie had a brother who ran away for no particular reason. Sad Baby Tom Hanks :-( (W/Bonus mirror SBTH.) #MazeMonsters pic.twitter.com/3wzWX2v35d
Always wear your feathered hat for painting miniatures! #MazeMonsters pic.twitter.com/761PMVbt06- JJ discovers Robbie, Kate are together. Tells his bird, "Do you know no Grant University student has ever committed suicide?" #MazeMonsters
- I'm not convinced this bird is a trained crisis counselor... #MazeMonsters
