Emotive / Emotional Conjugation

Emotional conjugation mimics the form of the conjugation of an irregular verb to illustrate humans' tendency to describe their own behaviour more charitably than the behaviour of others.

  1. This morning, I am thinking of Emotive Conjugation in #parenting You know: I am firm; You are obstinate; They are pig-headed...
  2. RT @spencro: @itsmotherswork I am firm; you are harsh; they are child abusers.
  3. RT @ChrisG4347: @itsmotherswork I am a concerned parent, you are a greedy manipulator of the system.
  4. RT @mathnqt: @itsmotherswork I am fun, you are silly, they are immature. The silly doesn't quite work but I tried! Lol
  5. RT @ClareBlair: @itsmotherswork I am articulate. You are demanding. They are fringe groups.
  6. RT @hfnuala: @itsmotherswork I practice child centred parenting. Your kid is a little indulged. Their kid is a spoilt brat.
  7. “@ChrisG4347: @itsmotherswork I encourage independence. You are a little lax. They are criminally negligent.” #emotionalconjugations
  8. I am 'between jobs' You are out of work They are unemployable #emotionalconjugations
  9. RT @junrussell: @itsmotherswork I am well-made, you are overweight, they are obese
  10. RT @ClareBlair: @itsmotherswork my children have time off school for social/family reasons; yours skive; theirs truant.
  11. RT @spencro: @itsmotherswork I am engaged; you are obsessed; they have a serious psychological disorder, and need some therapy.
  12. RT @Chrissy_Kelly: @itsmotherswork "you are a motivated enthusiastic class " "that's a lively class" "can't teach that out of control ...
  13. RT @ducklingsmith: @itsmotherswork I am clinically depressed, no need to stigmatise. You're a bit down at the moment. They need to chin ...
  14. “@spencro: @itsmotherswork I am intelligent; you are clever; they show promise. #emotionalconjugations” << Ha! Yes.
  15. RT @spencro: @itsmotherswork I am emotional; you are hysterical; they have completely lost the plot. #emotionalconjugations
  16. “@ChrisG4347: @itsmotherswork I believe in equality. You are a feisty girl. They are men-hating feministas.” #emotionalconjugations
  17. .@ChrisG4347 Oh yes! And companion piece: They are misogynists. You have old fashioned attitudes Relax, I was just having a laugh.
  18. RT @yonmei: "I am broadminded: you are a bit different: they are perverted." #emotionalconjugations
  19. @spencro @itsmotherswork I enjoy the odd glass of wine. You are an alcoholic. They need a criminal record. #emotionalconjugations
  20. I am oppressed, you need to stand up for yourself, they deserve it #emotionalconjugations
  21. “@spencro: @itsmotherswork I have issues; you have problems; they have ludicrous unfounded objections. #emotionalconjugations

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