Season 8 Episode 1 Premiere Finally! Story development, awesome dialogue,
and some decent action! 8, Somebody
That I Used to Know, comes out swinging from the very first scene. While 5 has had its ups and downs it still appears
to be building a strong storyline with more and more of the main characters
grouping together naturally as opposed to being forced together.
One thing I’ve seen on a lot of message boards is the
complaint that Sookie (Anna Paquin) still hasn’t got her kit off yet. While
this is a completely perverted point it’s still a valid question as
historically by 4/5 there’s been some
naked Sookie action every single
previous but after seeing the
Comic-Con panel there’s a very good reason why this is different. Anna is extremely pregnant… Bones Season 8
Episode 1 Premiere with twins! Anna and Stephen Moyer (who plays Bill) are
about to be fairy/vampire parents. Fortunately for all you perverts (you know
who you are) there’s still lots of skin to go around.
One of the most entertaining story arcs this has been one of the most boring all . After
Sam (Sam Trammell) and Luna (JaninaGavankar) were shot by the hillbilly brigade
Sam has been assisting Sheriff Andy (Chris Bauer) in hunting them down and
finally catches one at the hospital. Luna is frustrated that she can’t help but
suddenly losing control of her shape-shifting abilities gives her something
else to think about as she morphs into Sam. There are very few things weirder
than watching Sam Trammell act like a woman Bones Season 8 Episode 1
Premiere and/or cradle himself in his lap before kissing himself on the
forehead. The only downfall here is there’s no reason as to why she can
suddenly turn into other humans. As explained last , only a shifter who kills
another shifter can get this particular ability. Might raise some questions
Mass amounts of shiny kudos have to be given to the writers
for giving Sheriff Andy the best lines in this
(“Shut up butt-plug!” “Now listen here f**k-stick!” and the classic “My
taser’s going to ask your nuts to the big dance.”). We also finally get to see
Sam turn into something threatening in order to get information out of one of
the hillbillies when he finds out that they’ve kidnapped Jessica Bones Season 8 Episode 1
Premiere (Deborah Ann Woll).
Fortunately for her Hoyt (Jim Parrack) isn’t a complete
idiot and does the right thing by saving her. However he does hold onto his
manhood by getting the final word. He then gets lost only to be picked up by
someone he knows who points a gun at him. Could this be ‘Dragon’? Who is
Dragon? My money is currently on it being ex-SheriffDearborne. But I’ve been
wrong before (once or twice).
Jason (Ryan Kwanten) talks Sookie out of getting rid of her
fairy powers because, let’s Bones Season 8 Episode 1
Premiere face it, even fairy power is
better than no power. They head back to the fairy burlesque and decide to
channel some sort of airy fairy (see what I did there?) environmental power to
see into the past. Basically it turns out that fairies are nothing more than a
bunch of hippies. Sookie manages to inhabit the spirit of her mother and then
the vampire that killed her who later visits her in her bathroom. Never a dull
The Tara (Rutina Wesley) and Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten)
sitcom continues when Tara encounters a snotty
ex-high school acquaintance who treats her like crap. Pam makes the blonde
bimbo a gift to Tara who consequently eats her. See, vampires can be giving
too! Bones Season 8
Episode 1 Premiere Here’s what I learned about werewolf sex this week.
There’s a lot of pouncing around the bedroom and a lot of growling. In other
werewolf news Alcide (Joe Manganiello) gets his ass handed to him in a fight
with an old guy. Hopefully this closes off the pack storyline and gets Alcide
onto something more interesting.
After Lafayette’s (Nelsan Ellis) encounter with the old
bearded Mexican witch doctor he returns home much more like his old self
(flamboyantly gay with a touch of attitude). Arlene and Holly ask him to fake a
séance in order to convince Terry that there’s no evil fire demon after him.
The plan backfires when Lafayette
actually makes contact Bones
Season 8 Episode 1 Premiere (hilarious scene) and Terry and his friend find
out that one must die for the other to live. As a brave and e war hero Terry’s
friend runs out the door.
Back at the Vampire Authority Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) has
sobered up from his vampire blood high and we find out that Lilith was more of
a hallucination than anything else. Everyone else is still tickled pink…or red
in this case. Eric tries to convince both his sister Nora (Lucy Griffiths) and
Bill that what they’re doing is wrong but doesn’t get very far. The final scene
appears very chilling as Bill turns to the dark side and joins the authority in
their plans…or does he? Four more Bones Season 8 Episode 1
Premiere s remain in this and it’s hard
to tell who the bad guy is as there’s so many of them. We have Sookie’s dark
vampire, Lilith the vampire demon, Ifrit the fire demon, someone named Dragon,
and Russell Edgington and the rest of the Vampire Authority.
Through all this it’s important to remember some things: if
you’re going to have werewolf sex make sure you growl lots, and pounce around
the room. Stephen Moyer, better known as Vampire Bill, directed ’s eighth this
entitled “Somebody That I Used To Know.”
No, that’s not a Gotye reference. Who hasn’t had enough of that track by
now? It’s actually a reference to a great Elliott Smith song of the same title.
The opened with Andy (Chris Bauer) Bones Season 8 Episode 1
Premiere cuffing the bigot Sam Merlotte (Sam Trammell) tackled at the close of
last week’s . After Andy left, Sam visited a heated Luna (Javina Gavankar), who
was ready to bust out of the hospital to violently retaliate. Sam calmed down
Loony Luna, but once he left for the night, she accidentally morphed into Sam
out of anger! We know this didn’t end well for Sam’s little bro Tommy Mickens.
R.I.P, Tommy! But will it be “R.I.P., Luna” by the end of this recap?
Season 8 Episode 1 Premiere Andy has had a winning after his unfortunate bout with V last year.
He never found himself short of witty jibs and jabs for that bigot as he
interrogated him the entire . He threatened to send him to jail until the
rapture. Sam interrogated the guy his own way, by shifting into a cobra and
hissing a lot. After escaping the hospital, Luna made her way to the police station
in search of Sam. Two Sams seemed like too much for Andy. He hates this town.