The Ultimate Guide to Finding a Blizzard Boyfriend

Good luck! And stay warm.

  1. 1) Put Food On Your Stoop To Attract A Blizzard Boyfriend
  2. 2) Dress Your Blizzard Boyfriend Warmly Or He Will Freeze
  3. 3) Do Not Let Your Blizzard Boyfriend Out Of The House
  4. 4) Your Blizzard Boyfriend Should Be Fed Hot Chocolate, Marshmallows, And Kale For Vitamins
  5. 5) Put Your Blizzard Boyfriend Near A Window Once A Day Or He Will Wilt
  6. 6) Do Not Expect Much From Your Blizzard Boyfriend, He Is Probably Frail
  7. 7) Dress Your Blizzard Boyfriend Entirely In Flannel
  8. if you haven't locked down a blizzard boyfriend yet, now would be the time.
  9. I will not be your blizzard boyfriend. You CAN'T MAKE ME.

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