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Tue, Oct 11 2011 12:16:04

Ken Marino's Courageous War on Aioli

Thank you, Ken Marino. You said what we were all thinking. But, more importantly, you said it over and over and over, which we were all too goddamned scared to do. This is a "condiment" that's already hurt too many people so, thank you for going there.

  1. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli you can't fool me. You're mayonnaise. You're mayonnaise with a sexy name. I'm not mad at you. Just letting you know I know.
    Sun, Oct 09 2011 07:56:43
  2. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli the fact that you have garlic in you doesnt make you not mayo. It makes you garlic mayo. Totally cool with this but your secret is out
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 18:28:40
  3. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli are you ashamed of who you are?
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 18:29:54
  4. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    If Aioli had a cheek I'd smack it and say "get your priorities straight Aioli!
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 18:51:57
  5. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    If I ever see you again Aioli I'll kill you!
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 19:01:35
  6. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    I just got into a huge screaming match with my wife about Aioli.
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 22:54:28
  7. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    I'm so upset right now. It not just about Aioli but it is mostly about Aioli .
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 22:56:51
  8. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Hey Aioli, mayo just called it wants its color, texture and flavor back.
    Mon, Oct 10 2011 23:01:16
  9. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Dijon is a class act. It doesn't shy away from calling itself mustard. Take a lesson Aioli.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 07:19:09
  10. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli = coward.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 07:19:43
  11. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Couldn't sleep at all last night. What with this Aioli fiasco.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 07:23:12
  12. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    "Hey Burt lets use Mayo as a dripping sauce" No Ernie add garlic,make sure its congealed, call it Aioli and charge 6 bucks more" "done"
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 09:37:16
  13. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli you sir are unethical.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 09:38:58
  14. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli is to mayo as mayo is to mayo.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 09:45:49
  15. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    I'll say this about Aioli. It's smart. It's got people turning on me.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 09:50:23
  16. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    Aioli is in my head. Now I keep thinking this is all overkill and nobody really cares.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 10:04:07
  17. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    I'll gladly eat you Aioli but only because you taste great and because you're mayo NOT because I agree with you on any level.
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 10:14:05
  18. KenMarino
    KenMarino@KenMarino
    AIOLI IS SO FULL OF SHIT!
    Tue, Oct 11 2011 10:15:06

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