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Martin Lewis reads "That Leviathan, Whom Thou Hast Made" by Eric James Stone

  1. VectorReviews
    Right, I am about to read “That Leviathan, Whom Thou Hast Made” by Eric James Stone. Wish me luck.
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  2. redrichie
    @VectorReviews Is he that homophobe dude? I heard the story sucked, too. Though apols to Stone if it's the wrong guy.
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  3. VectorReviews
    "I would not be adding her to my dating pool. Somehow, I doubted that fact would disappoint her." No kidding #whalerape
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  5. VectorReviews
    Skinsuits with "white clouds floating across the sky on her breasts, and waves lapping against the sandy beach at her hips" #whalerape
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  6. VectorReviews
    "Still, humans were perfectly capable of engaging in sexual sin that did not involve the possibility of reproduction" - lucky us! #whalerape
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  7. VectorReviews
    So this guy has managed to convert all the spacewhales to Mormonism without any knowledge of their culture just cos he's awesome? #whalerape
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  8. VectorReviews
    One track mind: "I tried to keep my eyes from straying to the animated galaxies colliding on the chest of her skinsuit" #whalerape
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  9. VectorReviews
    Not only is this scientist a vile temptress, she is an anti-Mormon bigot who mercilessly teases him with, er, caffeine. #whalerape
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  10. VectorReviews
    "Solcetaceans are not human. Their culture is different and their physiology is different." But Mormonism transcends humanity #whalerape
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  11. VectorReviews
    So if "there was no chance of your getting pregnant, then you would have no objection to my forcing you to an orgasm.” Classy #whalerape
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  13. VectorReviews
    How do you baptise a whale in the sun? “Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God" #whalerape
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  14. VectorReviews
    Easy! “Swales are not men, as you’ve pointed out. No contradiction there" Some seriously sophisticated theology here. #whalerape
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  15. VectorReviews
    "I held her gaze until she sighed and said, “I was always a sucker for a man with determination.”" *throws up* #whalerape
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  16. VectorReviews
    So this Mormon burk is the first person to actually ask the whales where they came from? None of the scientists bothered? #whalerape
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  17. VectorReviews
    “I’ve been here five years, and I’ve never had a chance to observe a Class 10 solcetacean up close." Should've joined LDS, obvs. #whalerape
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  18. ian_sales
    @VectorReviews how the fuck did this get nominated, never mind win? The Nebulas have finally imploded, and the Hugos may soon follow
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  19. VectorReviews
    @ian_sales This mystery is the most interesting thing about the story. A secret Mormon cabal in the SFWA?
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  20. VectorReviews
    "The thought came to me that maybe there had been some pride and prejudice between me and Juanita" - you master wordsmith, EJS #whalrape
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    "I spent most of the sixteen-hour trip polishing and improving what I would say to Leviathan to convince he… (cont) http://deck.ly/~h892C
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  22. VectorReviews
    "I had been a debater in high school and college, so I felt I knew how to construct a convincing argument. " #whalerape
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  23. VectorReviews
    Yes, I'm sure high school prepared him well for debating with a god-like giant solar whale. #whalerape
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