1. My disappointment with vacuum cleaners began when I was little. First, why call them vacuum cleaners when, in fact, there's no vacuum in there? Second, why are there two u's and on c. And not two c's and one u.
  2. Vacuum is a strange word and an example of the worst of capitalism. 50 years ago, you could justify spending a lot of money on a vacuum. Today, just get the cheap one and replace it next year. Sorry,
  3. (Turns out, you might prefer to call them "suction cleaners.")
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