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Higgs Boson: The best jokes on Twitter
Sicence bloggers and commentators add their quips on the news Cern scientists have discovered the subatomic particle
A Higgs-Boson walks into a bar. The bartender says "You know, there were some guys in here looking for you." #higgsjokes- Seen any better or got yours to tell? Tweet @guardian with the tag #higgsjokes
@guardian 04/07/12 Sun frontpage... "We haven't God a clue" Page 3... News in Briefs History of Time #Higgsjokes
Better double check. I thought I discovered a Higgs boson under my couch last year but turned out to be an old marble @guardian #Higgsjokes
@guardian #Higgsjokes Work ceased on the Atlas experiment until the paint has been removed. Some idiot tried to make a Hadron Kaleidoscope!- @guardian #Higgsjokes Your Standard Model uses rates of decay but your Diamond Model uses whatever rates it bloody well feels like.
Now that the Higgs Boson existence has been confirmed perhaps CMS could turn their attention to finding Summer? @guardian #Higgsjoke- Here are some of our readers' jokes in comments:
upnorth7I'm going for some boson treatment today, they said my bosons field was out of balance. Some meditative humming and a bath in strong coloured light has been prescribed. That should realign my bosons
ThePaladinA top quark and a Higgs had a public break up on the weekend. The quark stormed off, complaining that the Higgs kept telling it how heavy it was and had nothing else to say.
