Westeros Olympics
The best of #westerosolympics humor at Twitter - sports jokes for people who'd rather be watching Game of Thrones.
#WesterosOlympics update ~ Team Greyjoy takes all the medals. Doesn't matter who won them. #ironprice
Lannisport javellin team 'misses' and impale Iron Bank spectators. Pelts to be donated to the hearth of @BoltonRamsay #westerosolympics #GoT- #WesterosOlympics - I could really use some of those water-polo wenches on my crew. All the boys are afraid of drowning. #flotationdevices
@GameOfThrones My favourite event in #WesterosOlympics is White Walkers Racewalking
Joffrey is disqualified from "Iron Throne Sitting" after his blood test revealed twice the legal limit of Lannister DNA #WesterosOlympics
I'm not betting against Petyr Baelish in anything - I'm sure he owns the bookies anyway! #westerosolympics @MasterofCoin
@GameOfThrones #westerosolympics queen cerisi takes gold as expected in the dwarf throw ...in unconnected news tyrion wins the long jump- Summer to compete in the Dressage event even if he eats the rest of the competitors #westerosolympics
- @GameOfThrones #westerosolympics the gold medals literally have viserys head embossed in them
- Raven Comms. will have extra Raven Huts in strategic locations throughout the Seven Kingdoms for duration of #westerosolympics #convenience
@GameOfThrones I think #WesterosOlympics competitors will be trying for the silver after they saw Viserys Targaryen take the gold.
@gameofthrones fourth place at the #WesterosOlympics gets your manhood chopped off and fed to the goats
@GameOfThrones Jamie Lannister takes up commentating on fencing during #WesterosOlympics.
RT @OccupyWesteros: #WesterosOlympics: if you lose, you die. If you win, you die. If you don't compete, you die. If you die, you may come back as a snow zombie.
@GameOfThrones Bear Island powerlifter disqualified for bending the knee. #westerosolympics
