Moved worm off sidewalk. Definitely averted some weird crash on the way to set today. #wormkarma

@feliciaday Somewhere, a divine being is tweeting "Moved Felicia Day off busy intersection."

@feliciaday Somewhere a worm just tweeted: "Was just removed from sidewalk by Felicia Day. Best day of my life."

Somewhere an invisible land fisherman is tweeting: "HA! Worms ARE good bait for cute nerdy girls. Next time set a better trap." @feliciaday

@feliciaday Somewhere a sidewalk just tweeted: "Guess who just walked by? Felicia Day! I'd let her walk all over me anyday! #aconcretefact"

@feliciaday Somewhere a bird just tweeted: "Some lady just picked up the worm I was about to eat. #thatkindofday"

RT @feliciaday: RT @chimchim Somewhere a bird just tweeted. #thatkindofday" ++ Thats absurd, everyone knows birds can't tweet.

@feliciaday Somewhere a cat just tweeted "bird I'm stalking missed breakfast thanks to some lady. May now be slow enough to catch"

@feliciaday Somewhere a dog just tweeted "asjwian u230q we kl 9 3 io enk we"

@feliciaday Somewhere, a lemur just tweeted "How are all these other animals tweeting without opposable thumbs?"

@feliciaday Somewhere a zookeeper is tweeting "How did that lemur get a laptop?"

@feliciaday Somewhere a lion is tweeing "Zookeeper's on Twitter again. I'll never get fed at this rate!"

@feliciaday Somewhere a zookeeper got eaten because he was to interested in lemurs with laptops to feed the lion.

@feliciaday Somewhere, a sloth posted the whole worm saga on MySpace. Nobody read it.

@feliciaday Somewhere someone is tweeting something completely unrelated to the worm situation. #perspective

@feliciaday http://memegenerator.net/cache/instances/400x/11/11756/12038813.jpg #wormsaga

@feliciaday As a result of a sloth posting the "Saga of the Worm" on MySpace, some snooty kangaroo will write a screenplay about it.

@feliciaday Somewhere, a Dodo Bird is still using friendster...

@feliciaday Somewhere a honey badger just tweeted "Am I supposed to care about all these other animals?"

@feliciaday Somewhere, a giant panda wishes twitter wasn't banned in China so he could weigh in on recent developments.

@feliciaday Somewhere a disgruntled ladybug is wondering why a worm got a bailout. #wormgate #occupythesidewalk

@feliciaday Somewhere an elderly gopher sinks back into his burrow, condemning the younger generation's reliance on technology.

@feliciaday Somewhere an owl steadfastly refuses to join his worm, bird, cat, fisherman, & lemur friends on Twitter. #toomainstream

@feliciaday somewhere a cheetah wondered why the sloth didn't know about facebook

@feliciaday Somewhere, some other animal is doing something clever. I got nothing I just wanted to feel included. :(