Yours and Mine: @the_ironsheik v. @michaelianblack

Two men enter...and then this cage match of words broken into perfectly tweetable english evaporates into the post-V-Day afterglow. #onemomentintime

  1. @michaelianblack im the man with ten inch cock. i suplex you put you in camel clutch fuck your ass make you humble
  2. @the_ironsheik I'll fuck up your SAT scores and get your scholarship revoked.
  3. @michaelianblack im the intelligent legend with the elephant brain and cock. you either grasshopper dick or michael jackson before he die
  4. @the_ironsheik You've got panties shoved up your nose so you can smell PJ before you die.
  5. @michaelianblack i fuck your dog, sister, doctor, friend, wife, cousin and your ass with my ten inch cock at same time make you all humble
  6. @the_ironsheik I will rip your head off with one of my monster balls and shove it in your quivering, gaping asshole.
  7. @michaelianblack my balls biggest in world. You have raisin dicklick inside of dead horse pussy and listen to the elton john
  8. @the_ironsheik You have big balls because they're swollen with girl tears, baby.
  9. @michaelianblack your dick inside michael jackson daughter when he die and you listen to spice girls in shower no good motherfucker
  10. @the_ironsheik How do you even know about showers since you don't take them because your face is covered in Hulk's armpit grease?
  11. @michaelianblack I shower with your dog fuck him till he cry like mr fuji and then give him camel clutch old country way till he die
  12. @michaelianblack you have the couscous balls and only have the sex with black teenager named the virgil and the montel
  13. @michaelianblack you suck the black midget dick for the fun and give the aids to children in kansas city
  14. @the_ironsheik You only know midget dick because that's the kind of dick you have. I'll circumsice your bald dick head with my laser jizz.
  15. @michaelianblack I get kingkongbundy to fuck you with the broken glass in your ass forever and send you to hospital for aids
  16. @michaelianblack you have grasshopper dick and have the sex with the arthur ashe dead ass dick and mouth
  17. @michaelianblack iyou fuck the one eye goat from iran for your prom in the high school named choubedi
  18. @the_ironsheik Your face is wrinkled like goat pussy which is also what your breath smells like. How do I know? Cuz I fucked your goat mom.
  19. @michaelianblack You eat goat ass shit and jerk off in the animal cemetary until you make joan rivers dick come in your mouth
  20. @michaelianblack you were born from kamala ass and then get fucked by ultimate warrior till you cry worse than black midget name virgil
  21. @the_ironsheik Your dick isn't big enough to fill Hulk's urethra; he'd piss you out and not even notice. Shave that cheap rug on your lip.

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