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Thu, Jun 09 2011 16:14:29

Roberto Luongo

Some jokes from around the Twitterverse

  1. RyleyFuller
    RyleyFuller@RyleyFuller
    @levo_9 what time is it in boston? 12 past luongo.
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 15:52:33
  2. anthony2469
    anthony2469@anthony2469
    @HayesTSN thought the #canucks were sponsored by lu lu lemon...turns out they were just talking about they're goalie ;)
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 13:31:22
  3. lwehlage
    lwehlage@lwehlage
    Luongo must be pregnant, he just missed 5 periods. #GoBoston #burnoftheday
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 15:53:15
  4. walshy024
    walshy024@walshy024
    BREAKING NEWS: Luongo tried to commit suicide last night, threw himself in front of a bus, fortunately it went right between his legs
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 06:02:45
  5. ericfrancis
    ericfrancis@ericfrancis
    Hey Roberto - why the Luongo face?
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 05:38:06
  6. 40to12
    40to12@40to12
    Calgary CBC: "Luongo let in more goals in his last two games than LeBron James took shots in the last game." OH GOD I LOVE IT.
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 15:41:29
  7. SAMotherPucker
    SAMotherPucker@SAMotherPucker
    Luongo: Everyone loves going bewteen my legs #CanucksPickUpLines
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 15:22:51
  8. hockeyguy55126
    hockeyguy55126@hockeyguy55126
    making spaghetti. need a sieve. where's Luongo?
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 15:25:49
  9. MackerelSoda
    MackerelSoda@MackerelSoda
    British Columbia: Luongo Jerseys 50% Off! Sedin Jerseys come with matching diving cap and noseplugs! #BadProvincialMottos
    Thu, Jun 09 2011 15:17:12

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