- @EditorMark A word to the wise Is sufficient. Many words, Insufferable. #grammarday
- Without grammar, your haiku would fall to pieces. I think I’ll tweet that. #grammarday
- Send not to ask for / whom the bell tolls. It tolls for / who still uses whom. #grammarday
- Apostrophe, the / days to come in your posses- / sion are contracting. #grammarday
- "It's" equals "it is"; "its" does not equal "it is"; Apple please fix this. #grammarday
- Traditional Japanese haiku in honor of #grammarday (markallenediting.com/2012/02/29/mar…): at, in, on, by, for / relating time or place / lakeshore pebbles
- Whose kneading grammer?// Knot me 'n dem.Theirs Gargle// Tweeter FB & sellphones. #grammarday
- An apostrophe/is merely a gentle stroke/why are you angry? #GRAMMARDAY bit.ly/xz6LQH
- Judge from OSU? / My UMich graduate son / um, may not approve. #grammarday #haiku
- Pedants must be told / What they can go and stick their / Prepositions up #grammarday
- Possession? We're cool. / Pluralization? Step off. / Apostrophes, yo. #grammarday
- To elucidate // They're just not your cup of tea // You're not their saucer // #grammarday #myku
- Fluid thoughts do sprout./Bloom into words on the page./Destined for pruning. #grammarday
- Dear Mr. Em Dash, / Quit showing off. Signed, Messrs. / En Dash & Hyphen #grammarday #haiku
- When some know the way,/ they're sure to reap their prize/ when they arrive there. #grammarday #Haiku
- One shall endeavor / to practically never split / one's infinitives #grammarday #haiku
- Autocorrected/ Text changes gunna to gunman/ And a school locks down. #grammarday



















