#coachreview I've started in coach 1: it has a 1st class section, meaning it has tissue over the headrests & no users

#coachreview Coach 1 also can claim a user base of 36 - almost full (apart from 1st class, obviously)

#coachreview on to 2, which features a toilet and free sections of The Times on the seat (not the toilet seat)

#coachreview 2 also seems longer than 1. I guess that room is taken up by the driver

#coachreview 2 also has a metal bay useful for storing bags in. Though that makes them unattended so liable to confiscation

#coachreview as I move to 3, I notice the users are mostly older than in 2. There is a bigger loo in 3. 3's colour scheme matches 1 & 2

#coachreview the lady opposite is reading We Need To Talk About Kevin. She just flicked forward a few pages then put the book down

#coachreview the lady has started reading again. I need to test the loo but we are at a station

#coachreview 3's loo has a red flashing WC sign with a line through it. Guess I'll have to return to 2 later. Points off 3

#coachreview 3 has a space for bikes to be strapped in to for storage during the journey. Points restored

#coachreview in 4, I find another 1st class section: tissues cover the headrests to distinguish the seats from ours-also no passengers

#coachreview 4 has a man who appears to have hollowed out a koala bear & placed it on his head. The bins, as in the other coaches, are full

#coachreview back in 2 to try the loo, but we're at another station

#coachreview the loo had a lock, place to go, soap & water. What else would you need? Oh yes, a working dryer