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Wed, May 09 2012 02:36:18

George Michael / News of the World

All the notorious homosexual red-faced cavorting that didn't happen

  1. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    So apparently I'm lying about being approached by the Leveson Inquiry.
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:22:57
  2. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    A 'spokesman' says that I was never asked to participate. By which I suppose they mean they didn't actually have my phone number, so...
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:25:38
  3. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    they spoke to my legal team. Funnily enough, had they wanted my phone number they could probably have got it from News International!!
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:29:38
  4. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    You have to laugh really. Truth is though I didn't want to participate, I sent the inquiry a letter from the poor man who blackmailed into..
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:31:34
  5. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    sorry, who was blackmailed (literally) into giving News international a completely fictional account of meeting me on Hampstead Heath...
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:35:43
  6. News Of The World: Archived Tabloid Stories: GEORGE'S SEX SHAME
    EXCLUSIVE: Caught 'cruising' in woods By Neville Thurlbeck MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravi...
    Blogspot
  7. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    Let me explain further...
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:36:23
  8. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    Poor bastard...he wrote a letter to me to apologise for the story, which made the front page of The News of the World several years ago.
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:39:19
  9. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    In the letter he told me that two journalists had followed him to his home in Brighton and told him that they had night vision pictures of..
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:41:42
  10. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    him having sex with a celebrity on the heath, and that unless he let them take pictures of him in daylight there and then, they would..
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:44:26
  11. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    publish the pictures of that 'encounter'. He asked who he was supposed to have met, and they said they would tell him once he had given them
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:47:05
  12. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    what they wanted. Once they had their "story" they made him sign it and were ready to leave, at which point he asked them...
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:53:04
  13. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    again, who was the celebrity he had supposedly met in the dark? They told him it was me, to which he replied "But that's impossible....
    Wed, May 09 2012 00:56:50
  14. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    Because the man I met was about 6 foot four and had a Dutch accent". But by that time he had signed his statement.
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:00:30
  15. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    He told me that he had approached several television and news outlets to refute the story and make it up to me, but no one was interested..
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:04:14
  16. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    Other than The Sunday Mirror,who said that they might follow up his story but only if (and here comes the sickest bit !) he was HIV positive
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:08:38
  17. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    Sick fucking bastards.
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:09:24
  18. Neville Thurlbeck, former News of the World chief reporter, arrested
    Neville Thurlbeck, the former chief reporter of the News of the World, has been arrested on suspicion of intimidation of a witness. He wa...
    Guardian
  19. (It was Thurlbeck's byline on the original News of the World piece)
  20. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    I thought that the letter , written by a man whose only crime was to be chosen as someone perfect to humiliate me...
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:14:35
  21. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    was a perfect example of just how horrific the methods of News International had become, and that the inquiry may be more sympathetic to...
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:19:11
  22. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    a member of the public than just another celeb complaining about their lot. So I sent it to them.
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:20:45
  23. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    I was going to save it for the memoirs, but fuck it :)
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:22:28
  24. GeorgeMichael
    George Michael@GeorgeMichael
    Oh, and I forgot to mention that I'm 5 foot eleven, and can't do a dutch accent to save my life :)
    Wed, May 09 2012 01:24:48

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