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Mon, Jul 16 2012 08:12:04
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Fuck off, Boris

Boris is winning friends all over London with his new tube announcements.

  1. AFCSeanC
    @AFCSeanC
    Fuck off Boris.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  2. JamieVersey
    @JamieVersey
    Boris Johnson just fuck off
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  3. thesaturdayboy
    @thesaturdayboy
    "Jam in the name of the Lord", Boris? Why don't you fuck in the name of off?
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  4. _speromeliora
    @_speromeliora
    Boris Johnson just warned me not to get caught out by changes to public transport ahead of the games. Oh, fuck off.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  5. firegoat67
    @firegoat67
    Monday morning commute; all together now: FUCK OFF BORIS
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  6. MrMoth
    @MrMoth
    Oh! I heard Boris as Liverpool Street today. I didn't listen to what he said, of course, but I muttered 'Fuck off, Boris' anyway.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  7. emmahogan
    @emmahogan
    Fuck off Boris Johnson, I hope you have to see everyone you love die slowly and in pain
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  8. m4rkh
    @m4rkh
    Oh fuck off, Boris. IT'S GOING TO BE CARNAGE #getaheadofthegames #brainwash
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  9. vornstyle
    @vornstyle
    Western society is one final "Fuck off, Boris!" anti-tannoy action from communist utopia.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  10. AlJaWa
    @AlJaWa
    London Bridge: fuck off Boris. #fobf #boris
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  11. conroy_bumpus
    @conroy_bumpus
    Just heard an automated announcement from Boris Johnson telling me not to get caught out during the Olynpics. Fuck off you bell
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  12. supermodernista
    @supermodernista
    oh fuck off boris you cock.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  13. LeftieHamster
    @LeftieHamster
    Haha. Just heard the Boris announcement at Green Park and, without thinking, I shouted, "Fuck off Boris!" #FuckOffBoris
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  14. anewark
    @anewark
    Can someone tell boris Johnson and toff voice to fuck off please I don't hear him repeatedly over tannoys for next 8 weeks.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  15. somersetchris
    @somersetchris
    There is a new illness in London called Tube Tourettes. Each time people hear Boris announcing they automatically say 'Fuck off you cunt'
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  16. sinisterpics
    @sinisterpics
    I've developed "tube Tourette's" every time I hear Boris over the PA banging on about the corporate games, I seem to shout FUCK OFF YOU TWAT
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  17. DavidWeeble
    @DavidWeeble
    At London Bridge, Boris Johnson; "Hi folks..." @Jess_Bayliss "Fuck off!!!" Haha!
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  18. sven945
    @sven945
    Apparently "this is the big one". Boris Johnson has been keeping that quiet. Fuck off Boris Johnson.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  19. Wondermare
    @Wondermare
    "Hi folks. Well, it's the big one-" FUCK OFF, BORIS!
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  20. mudlarklives
    @mudlarklives
    heard first Boris announcement last night at Charing X, apologised to woman ahead at gate "Sorry, that 'oh fuck off' wasn't directed to you"
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  21. Oog
    @Oog
    Ran through King's Cross earlier shouting "FUCK OFF, BORIS! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!". No ripple of applause. What gives?
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  22. randomvariable
    @randomvariable
    Oh, and Boris can fuck off. Made the mistake of visiting Kings Cross without wearing earphones.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  23. PreachyPreach
    @PreachyPreach
    Heard my first person actually say 'oh, fuck off' as Boris came on the tannoy.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  24. somersetchris
    @somersetchris
    I cannot lip read, but I am sure I just saw loads of people mouth 'oh fuck off Boris' when his announcement came on @mayoroflondon
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23
  25. BorisWatch
    @BorisWatch
    .@F1rstian If Boris tried 'Hi folks' in Liverpool I'd hope the new Mayor would write 'FUCK OFF BORIS' on the town hall.
    Sat, Jul 14 2012 15:19:23

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