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No Riot Here

Last night I went for a cycle ride in Sheffield. There were no riots. I hope this provided some minor public service, and a laugh.More details on what I did and why I did it at http://www.sumption.org/2011/08/10/no-riot-here/

  1. dansumption
    Going for a bike ride. Thought I might take my camera & telephoto "in case I stumble on any riots" but Gill has overruled me.
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    I'm not sure whether this is Gleadless I'm in now, but there's certainly #noRiotHere. #outOfMyDepth
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    Wybourn: group of men sat outside a pub, enjoying the evening sunshine. #noRiotHere #imNotGoingFurtherIn
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    Brightside: a bat cunningly uses echolocation to Dodge my spectacles by mere millimetres. #noRiotHere
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    Pitsmoor: a young black girl with a bandaged upper arm sashays up the hill like Penelope Pitstop. #noRiotHere
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    Firth Park: daft fat bint steps out in front of me as I speed downhill, then dances a parry to each of my swerves. We just miss. #noRiotHere
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    Southey: a young black man in a knitted hat checks his change on leaving the shop, then throws waste paper in the bin provided. #noRiotHere
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    I'm gunna look reyt stupid if there's a riot been going on in the city centre all the time I've been circling it tweeting #noRiotHere
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    Middlewood: a woman in an alleyway emits a sound half human, half porcine: "SQUEEEOHMYGOD!" #noRiotHere
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  18. dansumption
    Walkley: a man walks his staffie with one hand; with the other, he snaffles chips from a carton balanced on a pizza box. #noRiotHere
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  19. dansumption
    No, I'm not trolling for a riot. I'm looking for safe streets, and to counter FUD. Will blog #noRiotHere, if I can be arsed.
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  20. Further afield (literally): RT @OurCowMolly: Agreed. I'm in a corn field #NoRiotHere http://yfrog.com/h8b2gzbj
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