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Fri, Mar 08 2013 17:01:17
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Guy livetweets hospital trip after getting dildo stuck in his butt

A Twitter user suffered an unfortunate fate after getting a sex toy stuck. @Grawly livetweeted the subsequent ER trip, and it is remarkable.

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  2. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me)
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:26:30
  3. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    #realtalk
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:26:38
  4. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    MY LIFE: UNCENSORED. THIS EPISODE I GET A VIBRATING DILDO EXTRACTED FROM INSIDE MY ASS
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:29:25
  5. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    How long does this battery last jesus the thing is still going
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:31:59
  6. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    .@Energizer yo how long do your batteries last in vibrating dildos just so I have an estimate if it will still be going when I get to the ER
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:33:40
  7. Some of @Grawly's more than 2,600 followers were quick to express sympathy.
  8. kaffenico
    astral ovaries@kaffenico
    @Grawly are you being serious? omg. are you okay?
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:27:55
  9. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    @kaffenico I'm actually laughing so hard that this is happening tbh but thank
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:28:30
  10. OminousJazz
    Ominous Trunks@OminousJazz
    @Grawly yo you're taking this in stride and I have mad respect
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:43:27
  11. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    @OminousJazz honest to god I can't even feel it and there's really no other option right now
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:44:47
  12. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    "What did you do last night" "I shoved a dildo up my ass and needed the hospital to extract it" "oh man me too"
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:35:45
  13. Diddgery
    Diddgery@Diddgery
    @Grawly dang dude. THAT'S WHY YOU GOTTA BE CAREFUL ABOUT WHAT GOES IN YOUR POOP HOLE. but hopin for the best and now you have a great story
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:52:34
  14. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
    Thu, Mar 07 2013 23:46:30
  15. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    Nurse who is helping me is the sweetest person ever omg.
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:02:15
  16. Diddgery
    Diddgery@Diddgery
    @Grawly is she tolerating your constant tweeting
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:04:38
  17. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    @Diddgery I didn't tweet in front of her (im polite dildo patient)
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:05:19
  18. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    .@AtlusUSA if u make a new trauma center game can u include an operation where u extract a dildo from someone's ass (inspired by true event)
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:04:03
  19. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:08:41
  20. To prove that he was being serious, @Grawly tweeted a photo from inside the hospital.
  21. Diddgery
    Diddgery@Diddgery
    @Grawly oh ok. good. me and a few others are debating as to whether or not your experience right now is real or not. i believe you
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:08:46
  22. .@Diddgery it's real http://pic.twitter.com/vdF1C7eNae
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    ·
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:10:28
  23. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    @Diddgery If I was joking I wouldn't keep up a facade for so long
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:13:05
  24. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:13:53
  25. Grawly
    televised snowmang@Grawly
    Who wants a pic of the dildo when they take it out
    Fri, Mar 08 2013 00:16:41

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